Any woman who’s dated in the age of text knows this story You know the ones. The pathetic texts that come in the middle of the night from guys who dropped off the face of the earth. Usually back to sniff around for a piece after getting dumped or some shit. ...(More)
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It was probably the wine that made me do it I’m not sure how I did it, but I finally cracked the the email list mystery. I tried and tried with mailchimp, but I didn’t have enough simian brain to figure it out. So I finally settled on Convert Kit. Well, Tim ...(More)
Because I’m a boring geek who likes boring geeky things He has this fantasy about being sucked while fully clothed by a woman on her knees, who is also fully clothed. It’s kind of like an office sex fantasy where the boss asks him if she can suck him off in ...(More)
Pay attention to the boring shit because that’s where you’re vulnerable I write about all the boring shit you should do to keep you safe while cheating. I can tell from my reads and claps who appreciates this advice and who doesn’t. My aim in writing is twofold — entertainment and education. My ...(More)
My ADHD treatment made cheating easier. After a steamy night out with my affair partner, sliding into bed at home is as easy as putting on a pair of socks. Sometimes I’ll shower at the hotel. More often than not though, my boyfriend will still be dripping into my panties as ...(More)
You aren’t that sexy Is anyone surprised Rudy Giuliani fell for the Borat honeypot trap? They shouldn’t be. Men fall for this one all the time. Learn how to spot and avoid them. To understand how to spot the honeypot trap, you first need to know how most women communicate about ...(More)
Make the sex worth it. I didn’t fall into my affair by accident. I didn’t get drunk at an office party or take an interest in my neighbor. I chose to have an affair without a potential affair partner on the horizon. I didn’t even know how to get there. An affair ...(More)
This was very sweet As you would expected we get both positive and negative comments from readers. This one was quite nice, and reminds us of the reason we began writing about adultery. ____________________ Hi, I wanted to drop a few lines after reading your last few articles on Medium. Please forgive ...(More)
What all men should say to their women I put on more than my fair share of Covid weight. At first, I had a routine and was maintaining my weight. Through the late spring, though, eating became one of the only diversions I had other than Netflix. There’s no chill in ...(More)
The latest in my How to Cheat Series Hey, there sports fans! And by sports, I mean bed sports. Here’s my latest! It’s a compilation of all my #ThisHappenedToMe sexy stories in one spot for you to have and to hold! Now I get it. My last ebook, Adulterous Profile Tips for ...(More)
Dear Teresa is listening! DEAR TERESA: I feel clueless and don’t know how and what to do next as I just found my fiancé is cheating on me. What should I do now? DEAR DAWG WIFE: Don’t get married until you get the bottom of it. DEAR TERESA: Did you ...(More)
Because you’ll only ever be as good as your last lie Master the Art of Adulterous Lying You are going to have to lie and lie often during your affair. Your lie will have to be reasonable, fit the situation, and have enough depth to survive a few questions. You will ...(More)
You have to beat the adulterer at their own game The wrong hair, in the wrong place, at the wrong time, can destroy a marriage. And so can a myriad of less obvious clues if you know what you’re looking for. If I were looking for an adulterer, I would learn what ...(More)
The adulteress who changed the calendar Without Cleopatra’s adultery, September would have been called August. But first, a little background. Her Family Cleopatra, whose full name was Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator (father-loving), was born in 69 BCE. Her proud parents, Ptolemy XII Auletes and his sister-wife, Cleopatra V, actually brother and ...(More)
Because everyone needs a label That’s right, I’m married, love a man I’m not married to, want more than one cock, and tried a woman. In this label driven world, everyone has to be something, right? No idea, but I’m starting to figure out who I am. As I’ve grown in my ...(More)
Benjamin Franklin, OG GILF Hunter Before he was the $100 bill guy, he was a dawg. In 1745, in between dodging lightning bolts and inventing bifocals, Ole Ben wrote a young friend to tell him he should get married. But if he didn’t get married and still wanted a little pussy, ...(More)
Slow your roll or you’ll draw too much attention Your life will change when you begin actively looking for an affair partner. You’ll be glued to your phone as you’ve never been before. You’ll tweak your profile, check your messages, and browse people. You’ll want to improve your grooming habits ...(More)
The Captive Care Giver Paradox If you can’t have sex with your partner anymore, let them find someone. It’s the humane thing to do. They shouldn’t have to suffer through your illness. How It Starts Having a spouse who can’t have sex because of a physical or mental illness is hard. In ...(More)
This week has been a little more asshole oriented. Men can be shit sometimes. Don’t be like some of these men. DEAR TERESA: Can you really save a marriage if only one wants to? DEAR TALKING TO THE WALL: Is it really worth saving if only one person wants it? That’s the ...(More)
And he tasted good He started thrusting back against my bobbing head; his breath growing ragged. He was close. “I’m going to cum,” he grunted out, warning me to move. And I had a problem. We were in the backseat of my SUV in a Walmart parking lot near midnight. “Go ...(More)
So get them used to it first Changes to Phone Use Habits Everyone has a phone and uses it in their way. Don’t be fooled — your spouse knows exactly what you do with yours. While meeting your affair partner will be tough; communicating with them is easy. You can do it while sitting ...(More)
Living with the green-eyed monster A couple approached him for a three-way, and he told me about it the morning of their meet. He’d been with the woman the week before, and I was fine with that, but this one caught me off guard. We were doing our usual morning ...(More)
Women would rule the world Laying with my lover, Magic Wand© in hand, I treated myself to the rare luxury of punishing my WAP at full power. It was glorious. Orgasms rolled over me like ocean waves as I basked in the warmth of his embrace. He encouraged me to use ...(More)
Putting my advice together for you on Amazon! Every little bit helps when you, as a man, are looking to find an affair partner online. There is stiff competition out there for women, so you need to attract their attention. In the animal kingdom, the males use feathers, intricate dances, calls, ...(More)
Suing over defilement of the marital bed In 1999 a Duke University professor, George Gopen, sued his wife’s lover, Dr. John Breitner, in a North Carolina court for “luring” his wife away. The claim was the plaintiff was deliberately alienated from his wife’s affection by Dr. Stud. Professor Cuck wanted $1.5 ...(More)
Well, mostly adultery questions, I answered a few dumb ones for fun. Simone Secci – 49uySSA678U-unsplash.jpg DEAR TERESA: If your partner asked you “what have you done for me lately?” what would your answer be? DEAR WHAT DID I DO: “I didn’t kill you.” DEAR TERESA: What would you do ...(More)