And I help them build it a quip at a time Rocky VIIII— Swing and a Miss (Screencap: Author) Rocky VIIII: Swing and a Miss Him — Yeah dear Suzie. I see a great connection when I imagine you. Me — I see a border and a nine hour drive. ...(More)
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I needed to get away In a sexless marriage, even fun things are tinged with sadness. The sun, surf, and sangria can only take you so far when you know that’s all you’ll get. I won’t have sex, and I knew that, but the cramped quarters rule out orgasms of ...(More)
I’ve been on Ashley Madison for over four years – first as a meek gal searching the unknown married dating space. Then, the second time to reprise a lady’s first time on the app about two years ago, and I still maintain that account. And now, as I write this, ...(More)
I have boobs. I love them. They are big and get all the stares when I wear the right top. I often wear the right top. They no longer stand to attention, but hang, ravaged by the passage of time, gravity’s pull, childbearing, and life. But with the help of ...(More)
Men! You need to write original messages. Every. Single. Time! See that picture above? When she sees a bowl of cheese macaroni, she’ll know she’s not the first girl to get one from you. When she sees your message, she’ll know if it’s copy pasta, and she won’t like it. Why ...(More)
Is it wrong to amuse yourself? In many ways, it is, but when it comes to cheating I think it can be allowed. I’m not twice Rocky’s age, but I am old enough to be his mom, so if he wants to play with the big boys and girls, he’d ...(More)
What do you write to a lady who’s responded to your opening message but didn’t come back after your second? My first and best advice is to wait a few days. A client asked if I had some generic responses to go back with when a lady on Ashley Madison ...(More)
This weekend, a client asked me to check a lady out for him. He’d been chatting with her, and then it stopped — COLD. This was right after he mentioned the high school he’d gone to. He didn’t know what happened but thought the school was a little too close for ...(More)
Men often don’t know how to approach a woman on a married dating app. Because of that, they either drop a generic greeting like “Hi” or “Hello” or go straight to sex. Both are turn-offs but for different reasons. The generic greeting gives her nothing to respond to, which is ...(More)
To serve my clients in the best possible way, I read a lot of profiles on Ashley Madison (AM). Not to go, all Men are from Uranus, and Women are from Venus on you, but there are differences. If I were to divide men and women into two categories, I’d say ...(More)
Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash I’m not sure how many times I have to say this, but if you don’t read my profile before sending me a message, I’ll probably fuck you around for a bit before dumping you. Why? Because I can. And you’ll come back for more, thinking you’ll get ...(More)
Photo by Quino Al on Unsplash Clowns abound on Ashley Madison, and this is the story of one such clown. I read an article recently that said every woman online has a man talking to themselves in her inbox. I couldn’t help but smile because it’s so true. I can confirm! Recently, Syd ...(More)
Nothing makes me happier than reading success stories from my clients. Some men don’t know where to start with their dating profiles before seeking my help. I get them moving with my Ashley Madison profile review and editing service. What do I do? When a client buys a profile ...(More)
Standing apart from the crowd is the only way to be seen on a dating site I mention these three Ashley Madison profile tips to my clients early on. Clients? Yes, clients who pay me to review their profiles and draft their opening messages. Why do they pay me? After reviewing ...(More)
Affairs are like any other relationship when you know the person Photo by Zou Meng on Unsplash Affairs follow arcs like all relationships do. If you know the person already, you move towards your affair like you were feeling them out to date. It can be a little confusing, especially if you’re ...(More)
Without question, the boys have it rough using Ashley Madison Last week I received an exciting offer in my electronic mailbag. It was an invitation from a man to interview him. He’d just started using Ashley Madison and had been on the site for a month. For the sake of the ...(More)
Because I’m a boring geek who likes boring geeky things He has this fantasy about being sucked while fully clothed by a woman on her knees, who is also fully clothed. It’s kind of like an office sex fantasy where the boss asks him if she can suck him off in ...(More)