Hi Ya Darlings! I’ve recently rebranded my website to better reflect the service I provide adulterers. As the Adultery Faery makes it clear that I’ll visit upon you everything you’ll need to know about how to cheat without getting caught. In the past, I treated this as a general space but I’ve ...(More)
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Who’s a dirty Billy now? Well, that was unexpected. Choir boy Bill Gates wasn’t just stepping out to save the world, I guess, but what a perfect cover story – Bill — heading over to Africa with Jeff Epstein to fight malaria, don’t wait up, k? Melinda — kk have fun Jeffery Epstein & Billbert On the ...(More)
A cautionary tale for cheaters In 2003 Jeff Bezos was in a Texas helicopter crash that saw him, and others suffer minor injuries. The accident occurred on take-off when strong winds blew the helicopter into trees, causing the crash. Many people would be happy to walk away from a helicopter and never go ...(More)
…Should she keep doing it? A happy wife, happy life question on Quora! Out of 17 respondents to my question: If a Wife is Happier at Home Because She is Having an Affair, Should She Keep Doing It? Here’s how they broke down: 15 men / 2 women 7 said yes and ...(More)
But he’s finally getting some swings in Since Charles’ profile tune-up, he’s been getting traction from the ladies. One messaged him and told him his profile was funny, and other women responded to his priority messages. A few weeks ago, Charles decided to focus on a couple of profiles a week, ...(More)
The products and services I offer! Writing Coach Service — $124.99 What do you get? A minimum of three passes over your story. Each pass includes assistance with story structure, on-the-page revisions, and technical editing using Grammarly Pro and ProWriting Aid. The side benefit is that I’ll teach you as we go so ...(More)
Just a short note to let you know I’ve taken a few days off posting for personal reasons – nothing bad mind you – just needed a little break following eye surgery. I’ll be back at it this weekend!! ❤️ ...(More)
Having an affair was never my dream as a little girl but shit happens When I saw this, this morning on AM’s Facebook page, and through blurry sleep-filled eyes, I thought, hey, that seems familiar! And it was! AM ran part of my quote from the text I sent them. Of course, ...(More)
Because not all days are created equal My lover and I send each other good morning and good night texts every day. We’ve been doing that for more than two years. They look like this — We do it because we can’t roll over and give each other the kisses and ...(More)
Have a look for yourself! Behind the scenes, Charles and I have been conversing as we get him close to his goal and fulfill my promise to him. To recap – His goal is to find an affair partner My promise was to stick with him until he has sex ...(More)
This IS NOT A 14 MINUTE READ if you just read my comments! My best-paying article has made me almost $700 as of today (Apr 3rd). When I say almost, I’m $0.06 short. It was a funny story published in a funny sex-positive publication for fun — Sex and Satire, by Ms. Part Time ...(More)
He was 24 & I was 18 (and so ready) As this is Sexpressions’ first sexy post, what better way to celebrate that than with a story of how I lost my virginity? I was 18 that summer and perhaps a little old as far as losing my virginity goes, but ...(More)
Here’s what the readers had to say this week! A note from Medium This was quite the thing, I must say 🥳❤️🥰 — A note from Maddierose I was tearing when I read this. Such a lovely note from a wonderful writer who just has to believe in herself and she will ...(More)
But a question first — why aren’t you writing about sex? In 2018 I decided to see if writing for money was a thing I could do. I write at work, but most of that is technical, bureaucratic, and boring. I’ve been complimented on it, though, so I always wondered if I could. ...(More)
Some men don’t realize how important their adulterous profile is To answer your first question — is this a ten minute read? Not really. I’ve repeated some things so you won’t get lost in following my analysis of Charles’ adultery site profile. You’ll see how I’ve done it, so I imagine this read is ...(More)
Your adultery profile picture might tell more of the story than you think It started with one picture. The one above. God what a view and god, what a tub! Another lady mentioned the picture so I took a closer look. It was definitely impressive, so I clicked on it to ...(More)
And two tips on how to stay off the front page Canada’s recently retired Chief of the Defense Staff, a four-star general, who hung up his uniform on January 14th, 2021, has found himself implicated in a sex scandal from his years in uniform. When I first read about it, I ...(More)
His homework was to look at cheating through a woman’s eyes to gain perspective One of the first things I told Charles to do was open a female account on Ashley Madison. I gave him two tasks while he explored his female persona. The first was to assess men’s profiles ...(More)
Analyzing Nine Ashley Madison priority messages The AM credit system sees you convert your cash into credits, allowing you to communicate with women. If a woman sends a man a message, he has to pay to open it. In my experience, I sent very few men messages out of the blue ...(More)
Putting my advice together for you on Amazon! Every little bit helps when you, as a man, are looking to find an affair partner online. There is stiff competition out there for women, so you need to attract their attention. In the animal kingdom, the males use feathers, intricate dances, calls, ...(More)
Here’s what Quora had to say Yesterday I read Marie Murphy, Ph.D.’s article on whether you should tell your partner you cheated, or not, and it got me thinking. Should someone tell their spouse they’d cheated? I tend to say no, don’t bother, because it will only hurt them. When you realize if they ...(More)
Without question, the boys have it rough using Ashley Madison Last week I received an exciting offer in my electronic mailbag. It was an invitation from a man to interview him. He’d just started using Ashley Madison and had been on the site for a month. For the sake of the ...(More)
Looking4James asked for some thoughts so here they are Having had some success with reorienting Charles’ profile, I was approached by another gentleman to see if I could look at his profile. I said sure but wondered if I should start monetizing this. My Medium Sherpa Roz Warren suggested $100 a pop, and ...(More)
Sex isn’t that big of a deal until you don’t get any It had been seven long weeks since I’d seen my lover. We chat by text daily and had one sexy video call, but other than that, there was no physical contact. And when I say no physical contact, I ...(More)
The lies we tell to save our spouse’s heart “Why don’t you discuss it with your spouse and get their permission?” It’s a good question, and some couples have that discussion, but it doesn’t make cheating easier. A recent question sent from a lady in distress brought up a unique problem ...(More)
Love isn’t easy when you don’t know how to express it. Recently, my lover asked if he could write something for me to publish. He reads most of my work and never fails to point out those small pesky errors I make. My writing gives us something to chat about beyond ...(More)