Men are overconfident most of the time. Successful men tend to suffer from overconfidence at rates higher than other men. The result is they have an overwhelming sense of their own ability to do everything. And that’s when they fall on their faces. This plagues most men. If Adam Levine had consulted ...(More)
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As I entered the hotel lobby, I saw him sitting in a chair, patiently waiting for me. We were both a little early, him more so. We had the room from 9:30–4, but it was a little before nine. I figured they’d let us in as soon as I checked ...(More)
When I hear a woman referred to as a mistress, I don’t see myself. I picture a beautiful, young, educated, unattached, and unflappable woman. She’s dressed in black, sitting at a bar in an upmarket hotel, sipping a Manhattan, Cosmo, or Aperol spritz — waiting for another woman’s man. Waiting patiently. Waiting ...(More)
I recently traveled to Italy with hub to visit friends. Was I worried about covid? Of course. Was I worried about missing a connection or losing baggage? Yes. But what worried me most was crossing into the US with a secret. My secret? Having an affair, writing about it — extensively—and making money from ...(More)
I have boobs. I love them. They are big and get all the stares when I wear the right top. I often wear the right top. They no longer stand to attention, but hang, ravaged by the passage of time, gravity’s pull, childbearing, and life. But with the help of ...(More)
Men! You need to write original messages. Every. Single. Time! See that picture above? When she sees a bowl of cheese macaroni, she’ll know she’s not the first girl to get one from you. When she sees your message, she’ll know if it’s copy pasta, and she won’t like it. Why ...(More)
Is it wrong to amuse yourself? In many ways, it is, but when it comes to cheating I think it can be allowed. I’m not twice Rocky’s age, but I am old enough to be his mom, so if he wants to play with the big boys and girls, he’d ...(More)
I was reading an r/adultery subreddit thread and came across this idea called the rubber band theory — what happens when you pull back from an affair partner (AP) without telling them why. It made perfect sense. For context, the original poster talked about her clingy AP and how he ...(More)
What do you write to a lady who’s responded to your opening message but didn’t come back after your second? My first and best advice is to wait a few days. A client asked if I had some generic responses to go back with when a lady on Ashley Madison ...(More)
This weekend, a client asked me to check a lady out for him. He’d been chatting with her, and then it stopped — COLD. This was right after he mentioned the high school he’d gone to. He didn’t know what happened but thought the school was a little too close for ...(More)
Men often don’t know how to approach a woman on a married dating app. Because of that, they either drop a generic greeting like “Hi” or “Hello” or go straight to sex. Both are turn-offs but for different reasons. The generic greeting gives her nothing to respond to, which is ...(More)
To serve my clients in the best possible way, I read a lot of profiles on Ashley Madison (AM). Not to go, all Men are from Uranus, and Women are from Venus on you, but there are differences. If I were to divide men and women into two categories, I’d say ...(More)
Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash I’m not sure how many times I have to say this, but if you don’t read my profile before sending me a message, I’ll probably fuck you around for a bit before dumping you. Why? Because I can. And you’ll come back for more, thinking you’ll get ...(More)
I didn’t choose this life, friends; it chose me I’d love to show you my video, but I’m not sure you’d like the angle or the camera work (GIFs: OSUGA.com) If you told me six months ago that anyone would think of me as a sexy social influencer a couple of ...(More)
One text can destroy your life Me: Watchadoin? Hubby: Want to fuck? What? We hadn’t had sex in nine years the day I sent that text, so I was shocked by his reply. He’d never even write something like that when we were having sex. What was happening? I asked myself. When I traveled, ...(More)
Go ahead, I’m listening November 8th, 2020 DEAR TERESA: How can I introduce myself to a housewife? DEAR NEIGHBOR: Very carefully. DEAR TERESA: Do you groom more or less than your partner? DEAR MR. CLEAN: More. DEAR TERESA: Do you turn a blind eye to your husband’s unfaithfulness? DEAR WOULDN’T YOU BE LUCKY: I’m the cheater, ...(More)
Dear Teresa: Quora’s answer to Dear Abby DEAR TERESA: Why was I the sidechick? DEAR SIDECHICK: Because you weren’t first in line. DEAR TERESA: Should a husband be possessive and insecure if his wife is drop dead gorgeous? DEAR SHE’S WITH YOU DUMMY: No. He should be proud she chose to ...(More)