I didn’t choose this life, friends; it chose me I’d love to show you my video, but I’m not sure you’d like the angle or the camera work (GIFs: OSUGA.com) If you told me six months ago that anyone would think of me as a sexy social influencer a couple of ...(More)
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The Dear Abby of adultery DEAR TERESA: My boyfriend peed in our bed, what should I do? DEAR NOAH’S WIFE: Change the sheets and make sure he’s not a serial killer. Not a cheating question, but Jesus, WTF, does he need a pull up? DEAR TERESA: What if I think my wife is cheating? ...(More)
What’s a girl to do? Have you ever watched massage porn? It floats my boat, especially when it’s a sexy mature woman lying naked under a towel as the swarthy masseuse with muscular arms and strong hands pours warm oil over her. Yum! Yum! You know the type — the man expertly works ...(More)
Understanding consent is key to untangling this web Because 2020 wasn’t bad enough, I ended the year trying to figure out why anyone would think that the Bridgerton sex scene was rape. It wasn’t rape. But first, let me explain how I got there. Early New Year’s Eve, I came across an article ...(More)
And why one affair was tolerated and the other was not Who doesn’t love a dirty scandal between our betters? I know I do, which is why I watched The Crown with eyes glued to the screen as an unabashed anglophile. We all know by now that they focused this season ...(More)
Try not to believe everything you read on the internets I have three Google Alerts set up and delivered to my mailbox every day to keep up to date. They track and report on news stories mentioning the following: Adultery Infidelity Affair It’s sort of fun to read about what’s ...(More)
Adultery isn’t a victimless crime, but try not to become one too French woman in custody after attempting to sever a man’s penis following alleged infidelity, using a six-inch hunting knife to do the handy work. The man was described as having a serious injury to his genitals after having been ...(More)
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Everyone cheats for a reason The moment I decided to find someone came to me painfully, late at night, lying on a hotel bed in a strange city, in the darkness. My tears flowing freely. I was so lonely it hurt. It wasn’t the first time I’d felt that way. In ...(More)
The guy she cheats with is as lazy as you, but she pretends he isn’t A study conducted in Israel by the married dating site, Gleeden, reveals that the biggest dissatisfier at home for cheating women is their partner’s lack of help around the house. Imagine that. I’d never heard of ...(More)
A cautionary tale of stepping out First and for most, no matter where a child comes from, I think we can all agree that how they were conceived is not their fault. In this story reported in the New Zealand Herald, a proud dad has his dreams of fathering a son ...(More)
The night I gave myself to my affair partner — completely He greeted me coolly at the door, then sat, staring blankly into the next room. He’d booked a small suite for the evening, but that was before our fight. I’d relocated to his city not long before, and now that we ...(More)
It was biggest cock I’ve ever seen I first met the new guy on Ashley Madison and had been sending messages back and forth for a few weeks. I’d been so horny I needed a release. It was early January, and I hadn’t seen my usual lover since November, and wouldn’t ...(More)
Just another Friday afternoon at the home office I do miss working out of the main office, but there are some perks with working from home. Him — done work. Heading to Walmart for Christmas lights. Me — We could fuck if you wanted to come over Him — Are you joking? I would love to ❤ ...(More)
And some that would My Ashley Madison journey continues. After ignoring it for ten days, I went back to see what was up. I chatted with a few and read other DMs. There were over a hundred winks and favorites (which mean nothing and do nothing by the way), and dozens ...(More)
Don’t wear out your pandemic lies, it’s not over yet The problem with the best lies is that they don’t age well with use, so you have to dole them out sparingly at the best of times. At the worst of times, your opportunities to fit cheating into your regular life ...(More)
When my son walked past us in my lover’s car, I thought it was over It was a typical end to a wonderful night that almost ended in disaster. Like other nights when he drives, we parked at the end of my street to drop me off. While chatting, I looked ...(More)
Seriously, Anne Landers probably made more people horny Am I complaining about sex writing again? I sure am! I’ve written some erotica and have gotten some nice compliments on it, but my heart isn’t in it. I am a nerd, and I fall in love with a story just long enough ...(More)
You are being hunted, so act like it A Toronto private investigation (PI) business reports a 30% jump in investigations since the beginning of Covid and sees 250 to 400 clients a month, and many are related to cheating. Why? People are going stir-crazy, but there are other concerns like your cheating ass ...(More)
When “sink the pink” becomes “sink the pig” It is hard to get behind a cheater at the best of times. It’s harder when you have a pig cage, a river nearby, and a precedent dating back 600 years. Not realizing it was Friday, the 13th, I’m sure the cheater didn’t ...(More)
Never leave her feeling you aren’t grateful for using her body When my husband and I were having sex, he would often fall asleep for a few minutes after his orgasm while I cleaned up. We weren’t incredibly snuggly, though, but I wasn’t as needy then either. By needy, I mean ...(More)
I owe it to my husband. My cheating will hurt my husband when he discovers it, and I doubt he’d ever forgive me. He is as committed to seeing our marriage through as anyone and wouldn’t stand for me stepping out. So, if he found pictures of me with my lover, it ...(More)
Self-help for when there are no good choices. I read a lot of self-help articles about how to make good things out of the bad. They’re usually written by twenty-somethings who have overcome some challenges. Say, they missed the bus, but they stuck to their guns and waited seven minutes for ...(More)
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Why I wrote a book about adultery. Sex is the easiest part of an affair. Getting there safely, in the most discreet manner possible, and getting home again, without giving away clues is much harder. While we can all see the scene in our mind of the spouse coming home ...(More)