A cautionary tale for cheaters In 2003 Jeff Bezos was in a Texas helicopter crash that saw him, and others suffer minor injuries. The accident occurred on take-off when strong winds blew the helicopter into trees, causing the crash. Many people would be happy to walk away from a helicopter and never go ...(More)
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Some men don’t realize how important their adulterous profile is To answer your first question — is this a ten minute read? Not really. I’ve repeated some things so you won’t get lost in following my analysis of Charles’ adultery site profile. You’ll see how I’ve done it, so I imagine this read is ...(More)
Your adultery profile picture might tell more of the story than you think It started with one picture. The one above. God what a view and god, what a tub! Another lady mentioned the picture so I took a closer look. It was definitely impressive, so I clicked on it to ...(More)
Putting my advice together for you on Amazon! Every little bit helps when you, as a man, are looking to find an affair partner online. There is stiff competition out there for women, so you need to attract their attention. In the animal kingdom, the males use feathers, intricate dances, calls, ...(More)
Here’s what Quora had to say Yesterday I read Marie Murphy, Ph.D.’s article on whether you should tell your partner you cheated, or not, and it got me thinking. Should someone tell their spouse they’d cheated? I tend to say no, don’t bother, because it will only hurt them. When you realize if they ...(More)
Looking4James asked for some thoughts so here they are Having had some success with reorienting Charles’ profile, I was approached by another gentleman to see if I could look at his profile. I said sure but wondered if I should start monetizing this. My Medium Sherpa Roz Warren suggested $100 a pop, and ...(More)
Love isn’t easy when you don’t know how to express it. Recently, my lover asked if he could write something for me to publish. He reads most of my work and never fails to point out those small pesky errors I make. My writing gives us something to chat about beyond ...(More)
If you mess this up as a clergyman or other professional, it could be your first and last mistake as an adulterer The first thing anyone thinking about cheating should do is get a throwaway email address. Anything you do with cheating should not lead back to you — at all. That throwaway email should not ...(More)
The Dear Abby of adultery DEAR TERESA: My boyfriend peed in our bed, what should I do? DEAR NOAH’S WIFE: Change the sheets and make sure he’s not a serial killer. Not a cheating question, but Jesus, WTF, does he need a pull up? DEAR TERESA: What if I think my wife is cheating? ...(More)
The Google Reverse Image Search — Another reason not to reuse an online photo in your cheater profile I was bored today, so I decided to cruise my Ashley Madison to see if I could figure out who was sending me messages. I noticed several men used face pictures on their profile, so ...(More)
An accurate profile with revealing pics will give you away The woman in the story below tracked down her ex on Ashley Madison after they separated. It turns out he’d been chasing skirts the whole time they were together. They met as he was coming off another relationship, so she shouldn’t ...(More)
Adultery isn’t a victimless crime, but try not to become one too French woman in custody after attempting to sever a man’s penis following alleged infidelity, using a six-inch hunting knife to do the handy work. The man was described as having a serious injury to his genitals after having been ...(More)
A cautionary tale of stepping out First and for most, no matter where a child comes from, I think we can all agree that how they were conceived is not their fault. In this story reported in the New Zealand Herald, a proud dad has his dreams of fathering a son ...(More)
The night I gave myself to my affair partner — completely He greeted me coolly at the door, then sat, staring blankly into the next room. He’d booked a small suite for the evening, but that was before our fight. I’d relocated to his city not long before, and now that we ...(More)
It was biggest cock I’ve ever seen I first met the new guy on Ashley Madison and had been sending messages back and forth for a few weeks. I’d been so horny I needed a release. It was early January, and I hadn’t seen my usual lover since November, and wouldn’t ...(More)
Just another Friday afternoon at the home office I do miss working out of the main office, but there are some perks with working from home. Him — done work. Heading to Walmart for Christmas lights. Me — We could fuck if you wanted to come over Him — Are you joking? I would love to ❤ ...(More)
And some that would My Ashley Madison journey continues. After ignoring it for ten days, I went back to see what was up. I chatted with a few and read other DMs. There were over a hundred winks and favorites (which mean nothing and do nothing by the way), and dozens ...(More)
Don’t wear out your pandemic lies, it’s not over yet The problem with the best lies is that they don’t age well with use, so you have to dole them out sparingly at the best of times. At the worst of times, your opportunities to fit cheating into your regular life ...(More)
When my son walked past us in my lover’s car, I thought it was over It was a typical end to a wonderful night that almost ended in disaster. Like other nights when he drives, we parked at the end of my street to drop me off. While chatting, I looked ...(More)
Seriously, Anne Landers probably made more people horny Am I complaining about sex writing again? I sure am! I’ve written some erotica and have gotten some nice compliments on it, but my heart isn’t in it. I am a nerd, and I fall in love with a story just long enough ...(More)
You are being hunted, so act like it A Toronto private investigation (PI) business reports a 30% jump in investigations since the beginning of Covid and sees 250 to 400 clients a month, and many are related to cheating. Why? People are going stir-crazy, but there are other concerns like your cheating ass ...(More)
One text can destroy your life Me: Watchadoin? Hubby: Want to fuck? What? We hadn’t had sex in nine years the day I sent that text, so I was shocked by his reply. He’d never even write something like that when we were having sex. What was happening? I asked myself. When I traveled, ...(More)
Women’s lives might depend on this Women are sometimes killed when they don’t meet their partner’s expectations. To say cheating fails to meet most marital expectations is an understatement. The Centres for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that an intimate partner kills up to half of all women murdered in the ...(More)
It was probably the wine that made me do it I’m not sure how I did it, but I finally cracked the the email list mystery. I tried and tried with mailchimp, but I didn’t have enough simian brain to figure it out. So I finally settled on Convert Kit. Well, Tim ...(More)
Pay attention to the boring shit because that’s where you’re vulnerable I write about all the boring shit you should do to keep you safe while cheating. I can tell from my reads and claps who appreciates this advice and who doesn’t. My aim in writing is twofold — entertainment and education. My ...(More)
You aren’t that sexy Is anyone surprised Rudy Giuliani fell for the Borat honeypot trap? They shouldn’t be. Men fall for this one all the time. Learn how to spot and avoid them. To understand how to spot the honeypot trap, you first need to know how most women communicate about ...(More)