Men! You need to write original messages. Every. Single. Time! See that picture above? When she sees a bowl of cheese macaroni, she’ll know she’s not the first girl to get one from you. When she sees your message, she’ll know if it’s copy pasta, and she won’t like it. Why ...(More)
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Is it wrong to amuse yourself? In many ways, it is, but when it comes to cheating I think it can be allowed. I’m not twice Rocky’s age, but I am old enough to be his mom, so if he wants to play with the big boys and girls, he’d ...(More)
What do you write to a lady who’s responded to your opening message but didn’t come back after your second? My first and best advice is to wait a few days. A client asked if I had some generic responses to go back with when a lady on Ashley Madison ...(More)
This weekend, a client asked me to check a lady out for him. He’d been chatting with her, and then it stopped — COLD. This was right after he mentioned the high school he’d gone to. He didn’t know what happened but thought the school was a little too close for ...(More)
Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash I’m not sure how many times I have to say this, but if you don’t read my profile before sending me a message, I’ll probably fuck you around for a bit before dumping you. Why? Because I can. And you’ll come back for more, thinking you’ll get ...(More)
Photo by Quino Al on Unsplash Clowns abound on Ashley Madison, and this is the story of one such clown. I read an article recently that said every woman online has a man talking to themselves in her inbox. I couldn’t help but smile because it’s so true. I can confirm! Recently, Syd ...(More)