I didn’t have much luck with Ashley Madison (AM) searching for a girl. I received one nice message but was disappointed to discover that to respond, I would have to buy $94.90 worth of credits! I’ve had a couple of girls “wink” at me, but again, to do anything, I’d ...(More)
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Grow a pair and do the right thing Photo by Jairo Alzate on Unsplash I came across this post as I was scrolling Reddit’s r/adultery, and by the time I was finished reading it, I was furious! This lady met her first potential affair partner (pAP) for a coffee date after several ...(More)
Coming down off of a high with your lover sucks Photo by Debora Cardenas on Unsplash Catching feelings for your affair partner is tough to avoid because you’re fighting brain chemistry. There are higher highs and lower lows when you’re in love and as the emotions crash over you there’s little you ...(More)
If you mess this up as a clergyman or other professional, it could be your first and last mistake as an adulterer The first thing anyone thinking about cheating should do is get a throwaway email address. Anything you do with cheating should not lead back to you — at all. That throwaway email should not ...(More)
But what turtle ever sees its tail? I try to respond to my comments because I value the feedback, whether good or bad. Writing should be thought-provoking and challenge norms so disagreement is inevitable. Often though, in our disagreements, we reveal things about ourselves that we may not see about ourselves. ...(More)
The holidays weren’t so bad this year… When he asked me if I wanted to return to the hotel where we first met for sex, my pussy instantly became wet. I replied to his text immediately, God yes! That’s a terrific idea I was so excited I could hardly contain myself, ...(More)
And my poor man missed all the fun! The stars must have aligned that evening because it was one of those rare occasions my boyfriend and I got to spend the night together, and I was off early. Packing my overnight bag, I told hub that I was spending overnighting at ...(More)
The adverse psychological effects of losing physical contact. In ninth grade, I noticed how alone I felt. At lunch, one day, and a few of us sat in an open classroom eating. We joked around, and I demanded a hug for a laugh. My crush was there, and I got it ...(More)
What would I do without him? His love letters always seem to come at the right time. He inspires me and truly is the first person I think of in the morning, and the last one I think of at night. I wonder if my lover shouldn’t start writing here for ...(More)
As I near fifty it’s clear more than half my life is behind me. I will not live to 100, but I can expect to live to 81, which leaves me 30 years. It used to seem like a long time, but now, I know how painfully quickly it can ...(More)
It was the last thing I expected but the only thing I wanted Boy, oh boy, he really should start posting these for himself. Another love note from my man – Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart, As I sit here writing this, there’s a gentle snow fall outside, and I wish we ...(More)
Not farted in front of your Affair Partner? Don’t run away with them Farting during an adulterous date can be fatal to the mood. Farting is one of those horrible jokes nature gave us to keep us humble, but we all love a good fart under the right circumstances. Those are ...(More)
I just wanted to say hello! Hello Darlings! I know that I haven’t left a personal message on here in a long time and I see a few of you returning to read my work, so wanted to thank you for that!! I’m not sure without my writing I’d have ...(More)
Court Recognizes Traditional Marriage In a stunning reversal of an oppressive trend in a country where nearly 3300 people are prosecuted for adultery, annually, a man living with his second wife was found innocent of adultery under article 491 of the penal code there. The man who married his second ...(More)
Should I start a Fans Only page? (Photo by Domingo Alvarez E on Unsplash) Our phones push us away from the people we’re with, but they draw us near to the ones far away. What does this say about happiness and who we are? I’ll be 50 this year, and my lover is 56. ...(More)
The online sites that shame adulterers Getting caught is usually the last thing on our minds when we’re deep in the throes of lust or in the hunt for a new lover, but it’s always there. And it should be because all it will take is one little thing, like ...(More)
The Dear Abby of adultery DEAR TERESA: My boyfriend peed in our bed, what should I do? DEAR NOAH’S WIFE: Change the sheets and make sure he’s not a serial killer. Not a cheating question, but Jesus, WTF, does he need a pull up? DEAR TERESA: What if I think my wife is cheating? ...(More)
What’s a girl to do? Have you ever watched massage porn? It floats my boat, especially when it’s a sexy mature woman lying naked under a towel as the swarthy masseuse with muscular arms and strong hands pours warm oil over her. Yum! Yum! You know the type — the man expertly works ...(More)
Well they probably care, and that’s good enough for me Every once in a while, AM, as we call it in the biz, likes to check in on us filthy cheaters. No one needs to hear about 2020 and how shitty it was, or how shitty 2021 is so far, but I guess ...(More)
Understanding consent is key to untangling this web Because 2020 wasn’t bad enough, I ended the year trying to figure out why anyone would think that the Bridgerton sex scene was rape. It wasn’t rape. But first, let me explain how I got there. Early New Year’s Eve, I came across an article ...(More)
And why one affair was tolerated and the other was not Who doesn’t love a dirty scandal between our betters? I know I do, which is why I watched The Crown with eyes glued to the screen as an unabashed anglophile. We all know by now that they focused this season ...(More)
The Google Reverse Image Search — Another reason not to reuse an online photo in your cheater profile I was bored today, so I decided to cruise my Ashley Madison to see if I could figure out who was sending me messages. I noticed several men used face pictures on their profile, so ...(More)
A tale of two gift bags It sounds like the setup for a bad joke because it is. A man walks into a jewelry store to buy a lovely gift for his wife. When the transaction’s done, he asks to make another purchase for his girlfriend. It’s their first anniversary, but he wants ...(More)
Try not to believe everything you read on the internets I have three Google Alerts set up and delivered to my mailbox every day to keep up to date. They track and report on news stories mentioning the following: Adultery Infidelity Affair It’s sort of fun to read about what’s ...(More)
An accurate profile with revealing pics will give you away The woman in the story below tracked down her ex on Ashley Madison after they separated. It turns out he’d been chasing skirts the whole time they were together. They met as he was coming off another relationship, so she shouldn’t ...(More)
Adultery isn’t a victimless crime, but try not to become one too French woman in custody after attempting to sever a man’s penis following alleged infidelity, using a six-inch hunting knife to do the handy work. The man was described as having a serious injury to his genitals after having been ...(More)