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Weird ass adultery laws from around the globe. Women who cheat in China are nicknamed Pan Jin Lian, after a girl in a folk tale. Pan Jin Lian was a beauty from a bankrupt family who was forced to marry an ugly dwarf farmer. She eventually cheats on him with a hotty ...(More)
But that’s today — what happens in 25 years? A recent yougov.com survey asked people about their thoughts on having sex with a robot sex doll. It’s an interesting question because they are right around the corner, and for some, it might be just what they need. I heard a full-time independent sex-worker on a ...(More)
When you’re chasing married pussy, it’s just another day I had no reason to get up early on Christmas morning, so I lounged in bed. Flipping through my phone, I noticed my main cheater account had a new email, so I checked it to find someone from Ashley Madison had messaged ...(More)
Everyone cheats for a reason The moment I decided to find someone came to me painfully, late at night, lying on a hotel bed in a strange city, in the darkness. My tears flowing freely. I was so lonely it hurt. It wasn’t the first time I’d felt that way. In ...(More)
The guy she cheats with is as lazy as you, but she pretends he isn’t A study conducted in Israel by the married dating site, Gleeden, reveals that the biggest dissatisfier at home for cheating women is their partner’s lack of help around the house. Imagine that. I’d never heard of ...(More)
A cautionary tale of stepping out First and for most, no matter where a child comes from, I think we can all agree that how they were conceived is not their fault. In this story reported in the New Zealand Herald, a proud dad has his dreams of fathering a son ...(More)
The night I gave myself to my affair partner — completely He greeted me coolly at the door, then sat, staring blankly into the next room. He’d booked a small suite for the evening, but that was before our fight. I’d relocated to his city not long before, and now that we ...(More)
It was biggest cock I’ve ever seen I first met the new guy on Ashley Madison and had been sending messages back and forth for a few weeks. I’d been so horny I needed a release. It was early January, and I hadn’t seen my usual lover since November, and wouldn’t ...(More)
Just another Friday afternoon at the home office I do miss working out of the main office, but there are some perks with working from home. Him — done work. Heading to Walmart for Christmas lights. Me — We could fuck if you wanted to come over Him — Are you joking? I would love to ❤ ...(More)
And some that would My Ashley Madison journey continues. After ignoring it for ten days, I went back to see what was up. I chatted with a few and read other DMs. There were over a hundred winks and favorites (which mean nothing and do nothing by the way), and dozens ...(More)
Don’t wear out your pandemic lies, it’s not over yet The problem with the best lies is that they don’t age well with use, so you have to dole them out sparingly at the best of times. At the worst of times, your opportunities to fit cheating into your regular life ...(More)
When my son walked past us in my lover’s car, I thought it was over It was a typical end to a wonderful night that almost ended in disaster. Like other nights when he drives, we parked at the end of my street to drop me off. While chatting, I looked ...(More)
Seriously, Anne Landers probably made more people horny Am I complaining about sex writing again? I sure am! I’ve written some erotica and have gotten some nice compliments on it, but my heart isn’t in it. I am a nerd, and I fall in love with a story just long enough ...(More)
You are being hunted, so act like it A Toronto private investigation (PI) business reports a 30% jump in investigations since the beginning of Covid and sees 250 to 400 clients a month, and many are related to cheating. Why? People are going stir-crazy, but there are other concerns like your cheating ass ...(More)
When “sink the pink” becomes “sink the pig” It is hard to get behind a cheater at the best of times. It’s harder when you have a pig cage, a river nearby, and a precedent dating back 600 years. Not realizing it was Friday, the 13th, I’m sure the cheater didn’t ...(More)
Never leave her feeling you aren’t grateful for using her body When my husband and I were having sex, he would often fall asleep for a few minutes after his orgasm while I cleaned up. We weren’t incredibly snuggly, though, but I wasn’t as needy then either. By needy, I mean ...(More)
I owe it to my husband. My cheating will hurt my husband when he discovers it, and I doubt he’d ever forgive me. He is as committed to seeing our marriage through as anyone and wouldn’t stand for me stepping out. So, if he found pictures of me with my lover, it ...(More)
It’s not always fairy dust and sweat The guilt only comes when he does something nice or pats my bum. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, it reminds me of what we once had. Most of the time I don’t think about it, though. I don’t think about it ...(More)
One text can destroy your life Me: Watchadoin? Hubby: Want to fuck? What? We hadn’t had sex in nine years the day I sent that text, so I was shocked by his reply. He’d never even write something like that when we were having sex. What was happening? I asked myself. When I traveled, ...(More)
Self-help for when there are no good choices. I read a lot of self-help articles about how to make good things out of the bad. They’re usually written by twenty-somethings who have overcome some challenges. Say, they missed the bus, but they stuck to their guns and waited seven minutes for ...(More)
Go ahead, I’m listening November 8th, 2020 DEAR TERESA: How can I introduce myself to a housewife? DEAR NEIGHBOR: Very carefully. DEAR TERESA: Do you groom more or less than your partner? DEAR MR. CLEAN: More. DEAR TERESA: Do you turn a blind eye to your husband’s unfaithfulness? DEAR WOULDN’T YOU BE LUCKY: I’m the cheater, ...(More)
It was probably the wine that made me do it I’m not sure how I did it, but I finally cracked the the email list mystery. I tried and tried with mailchimp, but I didn’t have enough simian brain to figure it out. So I finally settled on Convert Kit. Well, Tim ...(More)
Because I’m a boring geek who likes boring geeky things He has this fantasy about being sucked while fully clothed by a woman on her knees, who is also fully clothed. It’s kind of like an office sex fantasy where the boss asks him if she can suck him off in ...(More)
My ADHD treatment made cheating easier. After a steamy night out with my affair partner, sliding into bed at home is as easy as putting on a pair of socks. Sometimes I’ll shower at the hotel. More often than not though, my boyfriend will still be dripping into my panties as ...(More)
Make the sex worth it. I didn’t fall into my affair by accident. I didn’t get drunk at an office party or take an interest in my neighbor. I chose to have an affair without a potential affair partner on the horizon. I didn’t even know how to get there. An affair ...(More)