Boy oh boy! He really was the Best Man Photo by Mitchell Orr on Unsplash My Mother of the Groom duties, such as they were, had mainly come to an end as the dance got into full swing, and took Mark back to our suite and set him up. What a day, ...(More)
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Who’s a dirty Billy now? Well, that was unexpected. Choir boy Bill Gates wasn’t just stepping out to save the world, I guess, but what a perfect cover story – Bill — heading over to Africa with Jeff Epstein to fight malaria, don’t wait up, k? Melinda — kk have fun Jeffery Epstein & Billbert On the ...(More)
A cautionary tale for cheaters In 2003 Jeff Bezos was in a Texas helicopter crash that saw him, and others suffer minor injuries. The accident occurred on take-off when strong winds blew the helicopter into trees, causing the crash. Many people would be happy to walk away from a helicopter and never go ...(More)
…Should she keep doing it? A happy wife, happy life question on Quora! Out of 17 respondents to my question: If a Wife is Happier at Home Because She is Having an Affair, Should She Keep Doing It? Here’s how they broke down: 15 men / 2 women 7 said yes and ...(More)
But he’s finally getting some swings in Since Charles’ profile tune-up, he’s been getting traction from the ladies. One messaged him and told him his profile was funny, and other women responded to his priority messages. A few weeks ago, Charles decided to focus on a couple of profiles a week, ...(More)
The products and services I offer! Writing Coach Service — $124.99 What do you get? A minimum of three passes over your story. Each pass includes assistance with story structure, on-the-page revisions, and technical editing using Grammarly Pro and ProWriting Aid. The side benefit is that I’ll teach you as we go so ...(More)
This IS NOT A 14 MINUTE READ if you just read my comments! My best-paying article has made me almost $700 as of today (Apr 3rd). When I say almost, I’m $0.06 short. It was a funny story published in a funny sex-positive publication for fun — Sex and Satire, by Ms. Part Time ...(More)
Here’s what the readers had to say this week! A note from Medium This was quite the thing, I must say 🥳❤️🥰 — A note from Maddierose I was tearing when I read this. Such a lovely note from a wonderful writer who just has to believe in herself and she will ...(More)
Some men don’t realize how important their adulterous profile is To answer your first question — is this a ten minute read? Not really. I’ve repeated some things so you won’t get lost in following my analysis of Charles’ adultery site profile. You’ll see how I’ve done it, so I imagine this read is ...(More)
And two tips on how to stay off the front page Canada’s recently retired Chief of the Defense Staff, a four-star general, who hung up his uniform on January 14th, 2021, has found himself implicated in a sex scandal from his years in uniform. When I first read about it, I ...(More)
His homework was to look at cheating through a woman’s eyes to gain perspective One of the first things I told Charles to do was open a female account on Ashley Madison. I gave him two tasks while he explored his female persona. The first was to assess men’s profiles ...(More)
Analyzing Nine Ashley Madison priority messages The AM credit system sees you convert your cash into credits, allowing you to communicate with women. If a woman sends a man a message, he has to pay to open it. In my experience, I sent very few men messages out of the blue ...(More)
Putting my advice together for you on Amazon! Every little bit helps when you, as a man, are looking to find an affair partner online. There is stiff competition out there for women, so you need to attract their attention. In the animal kingdom, the males use feathers, intricate dances, calls, ...(More)
Here’s what Quora had to say Yesterday I read Marie Murphy, Ph.D.’s article on whether you should tell your partner you cheated, or not, and it got me thinking. Should someone tell their spouse they’d cheated? I tend to say no, don’t bother, because it will only hurt them. When you realize if they ...(More)
Looking4James asked for some thoughts so here they are Having had some success with reorienting Charles’ profile, I was approached by another gentleman to see if I could look at his profile. I said sure but wondered if I should start monetizing this. My Medium Sherpa Roz Warren suggested $100 a pop, and ...(More)
The lies we tell to save our spouse’s heart “Why don’t you discuss it with your spouse and get their permission?” It’s a good question, and some couples have that discussion, but it doesn’t make cheating easier. A recent question sent from a lady in distress brought up a unique problem ...(More)
Women’s lives might depend on this Women are sometimes killed when they don’t meet their partner’s expectations. To say cheating fails to meet most marital expectations is an understatement. The Centres for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that an intimate partner kills up to half of all women murdered in the ...(More)
Dear Teresa is listening! DEAR TERESA: I feel clueless and don’t know how and what to do next as I just found my fiancé is cheating on me. What should I do now? DEAR DAWG WIFE: Don’t get married until you get the bottom of it. DEAR TERESA: Did you ...(More)
Because you’ll only ever be as good as your last lie Master the Art of Adulterous Lying You are going to have to lie and lie often during your affair. Your lie will have to be reasonable, fit the situation, and have enough depth to survive a few questions. You will ...(More)
You have to beat the adulterer at their own game The wrong hair, in the wrong place, at the wrong time, can destroy a marriage. And so can a myriad of less obvious clues if you know what you’re looking for. If I were looking for an adulterer, I would learn what ...(More)
The adulteress who changed the calendar Without Cleopatra’s adultery, September would have been called August. But first, a little background. Her Family Cleopatra, whose full name was Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator (father-loving), was born in 69 BCE. Her proud parents, Ptolemy XII Auletes and his sister-wife, Cleopatra V, actually brother and ...(More)
Because everyone needs a label That’s right, I’m married, love a man I’m not married to, want more than one cock, and tried a woman. In this label driven world, everyone has to be something, right? No idea, but I’m starting to figure out who I am. As I’ve grown in my ...(More)
Benjamin Franklin, OG GILF Hunter Before he was the $100 bill guy, he was a dawg. In 1745, in between dodging lightning bolts and inventing bifocals, Ole Ben wrote a young friend to tell him he should get married. But if he didn’t get married and still wanted a little pussy, ...(More)
Slow your roll or you’ll draw too much attention Your life will change when you begin actively looking for an affair partner. You’ll be glued to your phone as you’ve never been before. You’ll tweak your profile, check your messages, and browse people. You’ll want to improve your grooming habits ...(More)
The Captive Care Giver Paradox If you can’t have sex with your partner anymore, let them find someone. It’s the humane thing to do. They shouldn’t have to suffer through your illness. How It Starts Having a spouse who can’t have sex because of a physical or mental illness is hard. In ...(More)
This week has been a little more asshole oriented. Men can be shit sometimes. Don’t be like some of these men. DEAR TERESA: Can you really save a marriage if only one wants to? DEAR TALKING TO THE WALL: Is it really worth saving if only one person wants it? That’s the ...(More)