But I needed some dammit! https://play.ht/embed/?article_url=https://medium.com/sex-and-satire/i-never-needed-much-sex-eaa5ce78bae3 After nine years of zero sex, out of a 23 year marriage to that point (yes, you read that right), I need to get LAID. Nine years might as well be a decade. Before the drought my husband and I had sex two or three ...(More)
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Find a new one or make sure they’re worth it Sure, there’s a small chance you could get raped or murdered by a stranger as a cheater, but it’s far more likely that the person who’s going to fuck your life up is the one you’re fucking on the down low. ...(More)
Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) might help What do you do when your affair partner tries to blow up your life? You blow up their life. Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) is a doctrine that ensures both parties are destroyed no matter who dropped the bomb first. MAD = everyone dies, or no ...(More)
Don’t leave a trail of crumbs back to your life in case things don’t go well ‘I have had two experiences where I am SO glad that the guy doesn’t know anything beyond my first name. It was just dumb luck and a funny guy feeling that I didn’t tell these ...(More)
Weed out affair partners using your profile as a screening tool Women don’t need to put much effort into writing their profile, but that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t. Giving a guy an idea of what you are looking for will help him decide to send you a message or not. ...(More)
Don’t have an affair with anyone your spouse knows Traditional affair partners are the ones the bible warns you about. You know, like your neighbour’s wife, or the cute guy at work. These affair partners dramatically increase your risk of getting caught, because you interact socially or professionally in front of ...(More)
Your pictures are important — give her what she wants. Women don’t need profile pics to get a date on an affair site. Men without them? Never — 101% of the time. Yeah, it’s not fair, I know, but guess what? When it comes to cheating, women are in charge. Knowing that can work in your favour ...(More)
When signs of your affair get out. ‘Mom! Why do you have a picture of your vagina on your phone?!!’ Good question. Why do I have a picture of my vagina? When information about your affair gets out, it’s an info leak. Whether the person with the info knows what it ...(More)
It’s not always fairy dust and sweat. The guilt only comes when he does something nice or pats my bum. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, it reminds me of what we once had. Most of the time I don’t think about it, though. I don’t think about it ...(More)
Adulterous Dating Advice https://play.ht/embed/?article_url=https://medium.com/_p/9a9479bf05a3 On her second date with a new affair partner, Jane agreed to meet him halfway. They lived 90 minutes apart. Jane’s wingman, a close friend, was covering for Jane, as she often did. To manage dating, Jane had worked a five-hour block into her weekly schedule to ...(More)
My first naked playdate. https://play.ht/embed/?article_url=https://medium.com/@teresajconway/adultery-and-losing-my-second-virginity-e8468ffe8792 My affair partner sensed my fear. I was worried about meeting and having sex on our first date. We’d been sexting madly for weeks, but that was different. Meeting then getting naked? I wasn’t so sure. He suggested we meet at a fast-food restaurant parking ...(More)
Screening potential affair partners. https://play.ht/embed/?article_url=https://medium.com/@teresajconway/first-contact-fd46ec14ede0 I had coincidentally started exercising the same summer I began looking for someone. I went for a short hike with a friend and embarrassed myself. It nearly killed me, so I figured I’d do something about it. We’d picked up a cheap treadmill, and I started ...(More)
Everyone cheats for a reason https://play.ht/embed/?article_url=https://medium.com/@teresajconway/when-i-knew-34dcd811720a The moment I decided to find someone came to me painfully, late at night, lying on a hotel bed in a strange city, in the darkness. My tears flowing freely. I was so lonely it hurt. It wasn’t the first time I’d felt that way. ...(More)
But were afraid to ask. “Hotwife looking for a dom Bull, BBC preferred, for ONS/FWB NSA fun times. Can host. No MM, please, not looking for drama. DDD.” “Cyber or EA, and maybe more. Chemistry is important, so let’s get to know each other. OPSEC is a must.” “Bi-female FWB wanted for an ...(More)
If you want to keep your primary relationship. Only 25 you say? The less sexy side of your affair is the ground rules discussion that will help you both work out how it’s going to go and, more importantly, how it’s not going to go. It’s best to discuss them before ...(More)
By learning from others. What was I getting into? I needed to figure it out. I’d mostly decided to have an affair, but something was holding me back. I’d been in a sexless marriage for ten years, and I was dying inside. It took a while to come around to the ...(More)
11 Elements of deception Magicians make bridges disappear. Adulterers make affairs disappear. Both use illusions, but only one is loved for their skill. Magician’s study, practice, perform and repeat. If you want to be a good adulterer, be a magician. Your double life will require the sort of deception you’ve ...(More)
DEAR TERESA: How can I introduce myself to a housewife? DEAR NEIGHBOR: Very carefully. DEAR TERESA: Do you groom more or less than your partner? DEAR MR. CLEAN: More. DEAR TERESA: Do you turn a blind eye to your husband’s unfaithfulness? DEAR WOULDN’T YOU BE LUCKY: I’m the cheater, so, no? DEAR TERESA: What would you do ...(More)
I’ve been trying to figure out my writing process and part of that was keeping this page as I had to renew it this month and I wasn’t sure I’d be doing that. I eventually did, and now I have to figure out how to integrate it into my writing ...(More)
But I needed some dammit! Teresa J Conway Originally published on Aug 18 · After nine years of zero sex, out of a 23 year marriage to that point (yes, you read that right), I need to get LAID. Nine years might as well be a decade. Before the drought my ...(More)
Because adultery is boring if you do it right. Boring things don’t get noticed, and that is precisely what you want when you’re having an affair. But should my book have been boring too? Or is it only boring to non-practitioners? These are some excellent questions as both a cheater ...(More)
It’s simple. The most common comment I get across my platforms when I mention cheating is – “Why don’t you get a divorce?” That is a great question. Why don’t I? Here’s the listicle: 1. Divorce is Expensive Not only the cost of the divorce proceeding, but dividing assets, pensions, ...(More)
It was much hotter than I expected. We didn’t know what to expect as we arrived at the top of the stairs. Lusty moans emanated from dark corners and down passageways, yet their makers hidden. Curious and a little nervous, we moved toward the unmistakable sounds of sex. We found ...(More)
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Unzipping his pants in the back seat, I stroked him as we kissed. I was horny too, but I knew he needed me to do this. Taking him in my mouth, his pre-cum, flowed out of him as I ran my tongue over the head. I love how his cock ...(More)
Ticking boxes one at a time. My First Time With A Woman I lay back on the hotel bed and she eased my legs apart, running her fingers over my vulva as she did. Kissing me, she pressed in, moving her fingers in circles above my clit, buried in my ...(More)