Tag: domestic violence

Dear Teresa is listening! DEAR TERESA: I feel clueless and don’t know how and what to do next as I just found my fiancé is cheating on me. What should I do now? DEAR DAWG WIFE: Don’t get married until you get the bottom of it. DEAR TERESA: Did you ...(More)

Because you’ll only ever be as good as your last lie Master the Art of Adulterous Lying You are going to have to lie and lie often during your affair. Your lie will have to be reasonable, fit the situation, and have enough depth to survive a few questions. You will ...(More)

You have to beat the adulterer at their own game The wrong hair, in the wrong place, at the wrong time, can destroy a marriage. And so can a myriad of less obvious clues if you know what you’re looking for. If I were looking for an adulterer, I would learn what ...(More)

The adulteress who changed the calendar Without Cleopatra’s adultery, September would have been called August. But first, a little background. Her Family Cleopatra, whose full name was Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator (father-loving), was born in 69 BCE. Her proud parents, Ptolemy XII Auletes and his sister-wife, Cleopatra V, actually brother and ...(More)

Because everyone needs a label That’s right, I’m married, love a man I’m not married to, want more than one cock, and tried a woman. In this label driven world, everyone has to be something, right? No idea, but I’m starting to figure out who I am. As I’ve grown in my ...(More)

Benjamin Franklin, OG GILF Hunter Before he was the $100 bill guy, he was a dawg. In 1745, in between dodging lightning bolts and inventing bifocals, Ole Ben wrote a young friend to tell him he should get married. But if he didn’t get married and still wanted a little pussy, ...(More)

Slow your roll or you’ll draw too much attention Your life will change when you begin actively looking for an affair partner. You’ll be glued to your phone as you’ve never been before. You’ll tweak your profile, check your messages, and browse people. You’ll want to improve your grooming habits ...(More)

The Captive Care Giver Paradox If you can’t have sex with your partner anymore, let them find someone. It’s the humane thing to do. They shouldn’t have to suffer through your illness. How It Starts Having a spouse who can’t have sex because of a physical or mental illness is hard. In ...(More)

This week has been a little more asshole oriented. Men can be shit sometimes. Don’t be like some of these men. DEAR TERESA: Can you really save a marriage if only one wants to? DEAR TALKING TO THE WALL: Is it really worth saving if only one person wants it? That’s the ...(More)

And he tasted good He started thrusting back against my bobbing head; his breath growing ragged. He was close. “I’m going to cum,” he grunted out, warning me to move. And I had a problem. We were in the backseat of my SUV in a Walmart parking lot near midnight. “Go ...(More)

Women would rule the world Laying with my lover, Magic Wand© in hand, I treated myself to the rare luxury of punishing my WAP at full power. It was glorious. Orgasms rolled over me like ocean waves as I basked in the warmth of his embrace. He encouraged me to use ...(More)

Suing over defilement of the marital bed In 1999 a Duke University professor, George Gopen, sued his wife’s lover, Dr. John Breitner, in a North Carolina court for “luring” his wife away. The claim was the plaintiff was deliberately alienated from his wife’s affection by Dr. Stud. Professor Cuck wanted $1.5 ...(More)

Well, mostly adultery questions, I answered a few dumb ones for fun. Simone Secci – 49uySSA678U-unsplash.jpg DEAR TERESA: If your partner asked you “what have you done for me lately?” what would your answer be? DEAR WHAT DID I DO: “I didn’t kill you.” DEAR TERESA: What would you do ...(More)

When men write books, what could go wrong? The Bible is pretty down on cheaters in general. And specifically hates women cheaters. But when some people still use the Bible as a science, history, and sociology textbook, you have to take it seriously. Not because it’s a useful reference, of course, ...(More)

And the roles narcissism and the Madonna-whore complex play in their decisions https://play.ht/embed/?article_url=https://medium.com/_p/the-women-who-cheat-to-leave-fd0423de6a73 TL;DR — Women Who Cheat To Leave examines the relationship Medium writer Greyson Ferguson had with his ex-wife. He was cheated on by her a week before their marriage, and then again afterward; he writes about it extensively. Using his ...(More)

I found who I was looking for Weird things happen to you when you start having sex again after a decade. I never expected how horny I’d be. It was like someone had just turned the switch on and walked away. I couldn’t stop thinking about men, and I would have ...(More)

And I didn’t even turn into a junkie https://play.ht/embed/?article_url=https://medium.com/sex-and-satire/sorry-nancy-i-just-said-yes-to-smoking-a-joint-with-my-affair-partner-62bfd31beb36 I’d Never Rolled a Joint So, like any self-reliant and educated middle-aged mom would do, I turned to YouTube. After going through a few videos, I found one I liked and set to work. I’d already stolen (well, taken, I paid for it) ...(More)

And because of that, we will never meet. https://play.ht/embed/?article_url=https://medium.com/_p/my-pen-name-protects-my-job-too-2237a9505d49 A question comes up in twitter’s writing community every so often. Do you use a pen name, and why? I usually respond by sending them to my profile’s pinned post, which links to my book — How to Cheat: Field Notes from an Adulteress. ...(More)

Because adultery is boring if you do it right https://play.ht/embed/?article_url=https://medium.com/the-scarlett-letter/a-reviewer-said-my-adultery-how-to-is-boring-i-agree-3042fdd3aebc Boring things don’t get noticed, and that is precisely what you want when you’re having an affair. But should my book have been boring too? Or is it only boring to non-practitioners? These are some excellent questions as both a cheater ...(More)

It’s simple https://play.ht/embed/?article_url=https://medium.com/_p/five-reasons-i-choose-adultery-over-divorce-328b46c8e5c9 The most common comment I get across my platforms when I mention cheating is – “Why don’t you get a divorce?” That is a great question. Why don’t I? Here’s the listicle: 1. Divorce is Expensive Not only the cost of the divorce proceeding, but dividing assets, ...(More)

Did I inherit adultery? https://play.ht/embed/?article_url=https://medium.com/@teresajconway/musings-of-a-third-generation-adulteress-10ff9aff93d TL;DR — Programmed to Cheat explores my family’s history of adultery, starting with my grandmother, who reunited with my grandpa at his new military duty station in Germany after six months of separation — four months pregnant. It discusses my mother’s liaisons and then, of course, my spotty history. Through ...(More)

Answering the questions you’re afraid to ask When I was young I used to read Dear Abby religiously. For fun, I would read the letter, then come up with my own advice, before reading what Abby had to say. I was wrong more often than not, but it’s something I still ...(More)

The advice Dear Abby would never give A selection of questions and answers from my first five days on Quora. Do you have a question? Let me know! Q1. Do most married people have at least one affair? The stats I just checked said 21% for men and 13% for women, but I ...(More)

The love that dare not speak its name My affair partner’s mother contracted Covid in April. In her 70s, she lives in the UK and got it at the pandemic’s height in England. They were worrying times for my lover, and still are, as fevers return intermittently. My, he was distraught, ...(More)