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November 29, 2021 Internal

Women’s Post-Hookup Sex Feels Can Be Hard to Navigate

Getting out of your own way is the key.

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November 27, 2021 Internal

To Keep or Delete Traces of an Ex-Lover?

An information security question with no clear answer

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November 24, 2021 Internal

More Ashley Madison Assholes

Why lord, other than being a dirty girl, are you doing this to me?

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November 12, 2021 Internal

Men: You Are Not Entitled to a Fucking Response

Reddit responds to a man’s plea for ‘common decency’

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November 6, 2021 Internal

Ashley Madison’s Sex Workers

If she asks for money, she’s not a housewife

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October 30, 2021 Internal

If Your Ashley Madison Profile Sucks, You Won’t Get F#cked

Thankfully, it’s all in your control to fix if you know what you’re doing

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October 24, 2021 Internal

My Adulterous Walk of Shame

& the seedy motel where they know my game

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October 14, 2021 Internal

Ashley Madison Profile Name Fails — the PussyLicker69s of Cheating

Why your adulterous profile name matters

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September 28, 2021 Internal

The Assholes of Ashley Madison Who Shut My Pussy Down

Who are these men and how do they think they’ll get laid?

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September 18, 2021 Internal

Where to Find an Online Affair Partner — From the Expert

Part III — We’ve talked about the thrill of an online affair, but where do you look?

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September 12, 2021 Internal

Online Affairs: a Virtual Cheater Dishes

Part II of my interview with an online adulterer

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September 2, 2021 Internal

Bad Sex With a Nice Affair Partner — The Cheater’s Dilemma

You might regret the affair one day, but never regret the sex

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September 1, 2021 Internal

Discussing Online Affairs With a Virtual Cheater — Part 1

My interview with an online adulterer

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August 31, 2021 Internal

Bad Momma Makes A Sexy Late-Night Snack of Son’s BFF

But I’m not just any MILF

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August 26, 2021 Internal

Why I wrote — How to Cheat: Field Notes from an Adulteress

Thinking of having an affair? Start here

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August 21, 2021 Internal

Affair Sex Is Always Hot: 5 Reasons Why According to the Experts

Forbidden sex is the best sex

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August 19, 2021 Internal

Cheating Can Lead to a Better Life

How an affair can save you from an unfulfilling life

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August 15, 2021 Internal

A New Sexy Trick for an Old Sexy Chick

You’re never too old to learn something new

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July 30, 2021 Internal

Cake Eaters — Adultery’s Villains!

I say, “let them eat cake!”

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July 23, 2021 Internal

Charles Gets Laid — Affair Whisperer for the Win!

Babushka Teresa plays matchmaker!

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July 16, 2021 Internal

When the Archbishop Bangs Your Wife — Sue Him

Though a clergyman who chases adults is a refreshing change

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July 9, 2021 Internal

In the Mail — My Adulterous Security Tips Work Says This Fan!

Y’all don’t know how much this means to me!

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July 8, 2021 Internal

Wife Caught With Her Affair Partner in a Bush?

No Problem — the village court will fix it

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July 3, 2021 Internal

Teresa’s Sexy Pup-Tent Threesome

And no, camping doesn’t always suck

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June 26, 2021 Internal

The Mail — How Would Hub Feel Discovering I Wrote About the Affair?

Would it set a new high bar for scorched Earth?

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June 25, 2021 Internal

4 Stages to an Affair’s Beginning

Affairs are like any other relationship when you know the person

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June 23, 2021 Internal

Have You Had Holiday Sex With a Hotel Worker?

If yes, they’re probably on Trip Advisor

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June 22, 2021 Internal

How the Fuck Did My Ashley Madison Story Make $2025.07?

I can’t tell you because…I don’t know

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June 21, 2021 Internal

This Happened To Me

No, really, it just happened

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June 18, 2021 Internal

Auntie Teresa Comes for a Visit

Sometimes a young cock is all you need

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June 16, 2021 Internal

Confessions of a Married Incel

FYI — Wedding vows are two-way streets

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June 14, 2021 Internal

Book Review — Nothing Personal Is A No-Holds-Barred Dive Into Dating App Hell

A review of New York Times bestseller Nancy Jo Sales’ latest offering.

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June 14, 2021 Internal

Sharia Lawmaker Caned Using the Adultery Law He Introduced

Aceh, Indonesia official who wrote strict adultery laws was caned because of them

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June 12, 2021 Internal

5 Hilarious Ways Men Were Caught Cheating!

Does it get any sweeter?

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June 11, 2021 Internal

Mother of the Groom Gets the Best Man

Boy oh boy! He really was the Best Man

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June 9, 2021 Internal

Cheaters Don’t Have To Be Assholes

Grow a pair and do the right thing

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June 2, 2021 Internal

Affair Partner Withdraw: Surviving the Emotional Crash

Coming down off of a high with your lover sucks

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May 24, 2021 Internal

My First Ever Sex-Toy Product Review!

I didn’t choose this life, friends; it chose me

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May 18, 2021 Internal

15 Answers to 15 Quora Adultery Questions

Dear Teresa is listening

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May 18, 2021 Internal

Bill Gates: Philanthropist or Philanderer?

Who’s a dirty Billy now?

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May 17, 2021 Internal

Baby Adulteress Nervous About Hooking Up For the First Time…

Fear and love in reddit’s darkest place — r/adultery

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May 12, 2021 Internal

How Helicopters Gave Jeff Bezos’ Affair Away

A cautionary tale for cheaters

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May 3, 2021 Internal

Ashley Madison Messaging — Charles Strikes Out

Ashley Madison Messaging — Charles Strikes Out

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May 1, 2021 Internal

If She’s Happier Because of Her Affair…

…Should she keep doing it?

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April 24, 2021 Internal

Why Emotional Support Is Important: There’s More to Cheating Than Sex

Because not all days are created equal

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April 23, 2021 Internal

My Coaching Services!

The products and services I offer!

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April 17, 2021 Internal

Here’s How Ashley Madison is Going for Charles — An Update!

Have a look for yourself!

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April 7, 2021 Internal

New eBook — My Adulterous Tales!

The latest in my How to Cheat Series

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April 2, 2021 Internal

Cheers to the Snowflake Woke-Storms That Befall Me in the Comments

This IS NOT A 14 MINUTE READ if you just read my comments!

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March 29, 2021 Internal

If you have cheated on your spouse, should you tell them, or stay silent?

Here’s what Quora had to say

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March 27, 2021 Internal

Dipping Into My Mail Bag!

Here’s what the readers had to say this week!

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March 24, 2021 Internal

Introducing My Newest eBook — Adultery Profile Tips For Men

Putting my advice together for you on Amazon!

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March 17, 2021 Internal

My Books & Their Reviews

The How to Cheat Series

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March 17, 2021 Internal

The Adultery Academy

Follow our curated journey through adultery from start to finish

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March 14, 2021 Internal

James on Ashley Madison: A Profile Review

Looking4James asked for some thoughts so here they are

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March 11, 2021 Internal

Charles’ Female Profile on Ashley Madison: Checking Out the Competition

His homework was to look at cheating through a woman’s eyes to gain perspective

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March 5, 2021 Internal

Ashley Madison’s $5 ‘Hi’

Analyzing Nine Ashley Madison priority messages

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March 3, 2021 Internal

Analyzing Charles’ Ashley Madison Profile

Some men don’t realize how important their adulterous profile is

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March 1, 2021 Internal

The First 30 Days on Ashley Madison: A Male Perspective

Without question, the boys have it rough

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February 25, 2021 Internal

In a Nutshell, This Is Why I’m Having an Affair

Sex isn’t that big of a deal until you don’t get any

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February 19, 2021 Internal

Moroccan Adulterer Acquitted!

Court Recognizes Traditional Marriage

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February 14, 2021 Internal

What Cheaters Need To Know About Farting and Infidelity

Not farted in front of your Affair Partner? Don’t run away with them

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February 14, 2021 Internal

Why Cheaters Need To Know How Dangerous Their Photos Are

Your adultery profile picture might tell more of the story than you think

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February 13, 2021 Internal

Falling In Love With My Affair Partner

It was the last thing I expected but the only thing I wanted

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February 12, 2021 Internal

Republican Marjorie Taylor Green Makes Other Cheaters Look Good

The QAnon Capital Queen stoops to new lows

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February 6, 2021 Internal

Sexy Instant Messenger FaceTiming With My Lover

Should I start a Fans Only page?

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February 6, 2021 Internal

What Makes Powerful Men Stupid About Sex?

And two tips on how to stay off the front page

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February 3, 2021 Internal

Running Away With My Lover

As I near fifty it’s clear more than half my life is behind me. I will not live to 100, but I can expect to live to 81, which leaves me 30…

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January 30, 2021 Internal

Exposing Adultery One Homewrecker at a Time

The online sites that shame adulterers

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January 29, 2021 Internal

Scarlett Letter Stats Are on Fire!

This is just a short note to thank you for sticking with us. I was having a look at our stats today and wanted to share them with you to…

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January 28, 2021 Internal

A Love Letter From My Affair Partner

What would I do without him?

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January 27, 2021 Internal

15 Quora Adultery Questions Answered

The Dear Abby of adultery

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January 23, 2021 Internal

Cuck Leaves One Star TripAdvisor Review After Wife Bangs Masseuse

What’s a girl to do?

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January 18, 2021 Internal

Skin Hunger Is The Loneliness of Not Being Touched

The adverse psychological effects of losing physical contact.

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January 16, 2021 Internal

An Ashley Madison Online Survey — Because They Care

Well, they probably care and that’s good enough for me

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January 9, 2021 Internal

On the Affairs of the Prince and Princess of Wales

And why one affair was tolerated and the other was not

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January 8, 2021 Internal

How to Figure Out Who a Cheater Is From His Profile Picture

The Google Reverse Image Search — Another reason not to reuse an online photo in your cheater profile

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January 7, 2021 Internal

That Time I Hooked Up With a Couple so She Could Go Down on Me

And my poor man missed all the fun!

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January 6, 2021 Internal

Lesson Thirteen — Adultery and the Law

The things you should know before you get caught

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January 5, 2021 Internal

How Stupid Can Men Get? Adulterous Gift Buying Fail

A tale of two gift bags

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January 4, 2021 Internal

Ella’s She Shed Part III — The MFM of Her Dreams

Two for one was exactly what she needed

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January 3, 2021 Internal

How To Track Your Love Down Online if They’re Stupid

An accurate profile with revealing pics will give you away

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January 3, 2021 Internal

Returning to the Room Where I Lost My Second Virginity Was Insanely Hot

The holidays weren’t so bad this year…

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January 1, 2021 Internal

One of These Seven Signs of Adultery Is Really Stupid

Try not to believe everything you read on the internets

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December 31, 2020 Internal

Disappointed by Infidelity, French Woman Attacks Man With Knife

Adultery isn’t a victimless crime, but try not to become one too

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December 30, 2020 Internal

Ella’s She Shed Part II — A Neighborly Compromise

Giving the neighbor a reason to keep quiet

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December 30, 2020 Internal

If You Think Like This, Don’t Be Surprised if She Cheats

But what turtle ever sees its tail?

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December 29, 2020 Internal

Ella’s She Shed Part 1 — Inspecting the Equipment

Giving the handymen a hand never tasted so good

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December 29, 2020 Internal

If You Are Interested in a Side Piece, Make a Fake Email First

If you mess this up as a clergyman or other professional, it could be your first and last mistake as an adulterer

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December 29, 2020 Internal

Should Sex With a Robot Be Considered Adultery? Hell No!

But that’s today — what happens in 25 years?

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December 26, 2020 Internal

Will Cheaters Cheat on Christmas Day? Sure

When you’re on the pussy trail, it’s just another day

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December 23, 2020 Internal

Under-Appreciation Is the #1 Reason Men Are Likely to Cheat

Like a dog, men need a pat on the head to feel worthwhile

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December 22, 2020 Internal

If You Don’t Want Her to Cheat Clean the Bloody House

The guy she cheats with is as lazy as you, but she pretends he isn’t

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December 19, 2020 Internal

The Perils of Married Dating–Pregnancy

A cautionary tale of stepping out

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December 15, 2020 Internal

The Pathetic DMs That Will Not Get You in My Pants

And some that would

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December 14, 2020 Internal

The COVID Cheater’s Lies That Are Getting Old

Don’t wear out your pandemic lies, it’s not over yet

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December 11, 2020 Internal

I Hid on the Floor of My Lover’s Car to Save My Ass

When my son walked past us in my lover’s car, I thought it was over

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December 7, 2020 Internal

Permission To Cheat But Suffering From Guilt

The lies we tell to save our spouse’s heart.

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December 1, 2020 Internal

Can All the Gentlemen of Ashley Madison Be This Stupid?

Testing the pathetic waters for sport and adventure

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November 29, 2020 Internal

When You Cheat Assume a Private Investigator Is Spying on You

You are being hunted, so act like it

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November 27, 2020 Internal

Zero Gravity Part 3— An Erotic Short Story

Anna’s Affair — The experiment

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November 25, 2020 Internal

Dip in a Pig Cage–Adultery Punishments in China

When “sink the pink” becomes “sink the pig”

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November 25, 2020 Internal

He Stopped In for a Quick Lunch Time Fuck

Just another Friday afternoon at the home office

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November 24, 2020 Internal

Zero Gravity Part 2— An Erotic Short Story

Anna’s Affair

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November 23, 2020 Internal

Zero Gravity Part 1 — An Erotic Short Story

Anna’s Affair

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November 22, 2020 Internal

She Cheats For a Reason So Consider Her After Sex Needs

Never leave her feeling you aren’t grateful for using her body

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November 19, 2020 Internal

He Nicknamed His Enormous Cock “The Beast”

It was biggest cock I’ve ever seen

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November 17, 2020 Internal

BOSTON COMMONS — An Erotic Short Story

Sandy’s Affair

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November 17, 2020 Internal

Leaving No Trace of the Affair Will Save His Heart

I owe it to my husband.

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November 13, 2020 Internal

Lesson Eleven — The Feelings Will Suck so Make Peace With That

Because you’ll be on your own to deal with them

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November 13, 2020 Internal

OVERTIME — An Erotic Short Story

Just another day at the office

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November 10, 2020 Internal

Advice on Adultery Can Save a Woman’s Life

Women’s lives might depend on this.

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November 10, 2020 Internal

Tips for Cheaters on How to Avoid Text Fails

One text can destroy your life

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November 8, 2020 Internal

The Secrets I Refuse to Tell My Man

Self-help for when there are no good choices

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November 6, 2020 Internal

Lesson Ten — The Boring Shit That Stops Adultery From Killing You

Seriously, if you’re having an affair, you need to be on top of this shizzle

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November 6, 2020 Internal

Stormy Daniels’ Text From the Guy Who Ghosted Her Four Years Ago

Any woman who’s dated in the age of text knows this story

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November 4, 2020 Internal

How Not To Become a Movie Star On An Adulterous Sex Date

Pay attention to the boring shit because that’s where you’re vulnerable

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November 1, 2020 Internal

Did Anti-Depressants Ease My Adulterous Guilt?

My ADHD treatment made cheating easier.

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October 31, 2020 Internal

A Letter From a Fan

This was very sweet

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October 30, 2020 Internal

Bon Voyage — An Erotic Short Story

Ella’s Alaskan Cruise

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October 27, 2020 Internal

In Adultery, Never Regret The Sex

Make the sex worth it.

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October 25, 2020 Internal

Losing My Anal Virginity to My Affair Partner

I gave myself to him completely.

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October 23, 2020 Internal

14 Ways To Improve Adulterous Lies

Because you’ll only ever be as good as your last lie

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October 23, 2020 Internal

15 Answers to 15 Quora Adultery Question

DEAR TERESA: I feel clueless and don’t know how and what to do next as I just found my fiancé is cheating on me. What should I do now?

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October 23, 2020 Internal

Lesson Nine — Lying, Lies, and Liars

Everybody lies, but not like an adulterer does

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October 21, 2020 Internal

To Catch a Cheater

You have to learn their game to beat an adulterer at it

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October 19, 2020 Internal

Cleopatra Was a Next Level Adulteress

The adulteress who changed the calendar

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October 19, 2020 Internal

Losing Weight & What My Affair Partner Said About it

What all men should say to their women.

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October 18, 2020 Internal

8 Reasons Why Benjamin Franklin Chose GILFs as Side Chicks

Benjamin Franklin, OG GILF Hunter

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October 18, 2020 Internal

I’m an Unethical Monoamorous Polysexual

Because everyone needs a label

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October 17, 2020 Internal

Introduce Adulterous Lifestyle Changes Slowly

Slow your roll or you’ll draw too much attention

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October 16, 2020 Internal

If You Can’t Have Sex, Let Your Partner Find Someone

The Captive Care Giver Paradox

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October 14, 2020 Internal

Ms. Zed’s Day at the Beach — An Erotic Short Story

The lonely Dom.

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October 12, 2020 Internal

I Was 47 the First Time I Swallowed

And he tasted good.

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October 11, 2020 Internal

Adulterous Jealousy Happens

Living with the green eyed monster.

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October 11, 2020 Internal

Being Glued To Your Phone Is A Clue You’re Cheating

So get them used to it first.

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October 10, 2020 Internal

If Men Had Multiple Orgasms

Women would rule the world.

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October 9, 2020 Internal

Adultery Law in the People’s Republic of China

Weird ass adultery laws from around the globe.

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October 8, 2020 Internal

Lesson Seven — Making Your First Sex Date Memorable for the Right Reasons

Sex should always be the easiest part of the affair.

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October 7, 2020 Internal

15 More Answers to 15 Quora Adultery Questions

Well, mostly adultery questions, I answered a few dumb questions for fun.

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October 7, 2020 Internal

Adultery Law— Criminal Conversation & Alienation of Affection

Suing for defilement of the marital bed.

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October 6, 2020 Internal

I Cheat to Stay

There’d be no us if I didn’t cheat.

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October 6, 2020 Internal

The Bible on Adultery, with Sister Teresa

When men write books, what could go wrong?

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October 5, 2020 Internal

Après Ski — An Erotic Short Story

Ella at play.

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October 5, 2020 Internal

Lesson Six — The First Meet

Where things get real.

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October 1, 2020 Internal

Lesson Four — Writing Your Adulterous Profile

Meeting the perfect stranger starts with your profile.

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September 29, 2020 Internal

The Women Who Cheat To Leave

And the roles narcissism and the Madonna-whore complex play.

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September 28, 2020 Internal

Lesson Three— Affair Partner Selection & Management

Thinking outside your circles, avoiding fools and protecting yourself.

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September 28, 2020 Internal

Welcome to the Adultery Academy!

If you’re thinking about cheating, you’ve come to the right place.

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September 27, 2020 Internal

Lesson One — Adulterous Language and How Cheaters Fail

Learning the ropes and how not to fall off them.

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September 26, 2020 Internal

I Stopped Writing Erotica Because I Wasn’t Horny Anymore

I found who I was looking for.

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September 26, 2020 Internal

Write For The Scarlett Letter

Tell your adulterous story

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September 25, 2020 Internal

I Smoked a Joint For the First Time in 30 Years With My Affair Partner

And I didn’t even turn into a junkie.

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September 22, 2020 Internal

A Reviewer Said My Adultery How-To Is Boring — I Agree

Because adultery is boring if you do it right.

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September 21, 2020 Internal

Five Reasons I Choose Adultery Over Divorce

It’s simple.

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September 17, 2020 Internal

A 48-Year-Old Married Mom’s First Sex Club Visit With Her Secret Lover

They treated me like a queen.

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September 16, 2020 Internal

Covid Killed My Extra-Marital Sex Life

Trapped in my dead bedroom.

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September 13, 2020 Internal

Adultery Q’s Asked and Answered

Dear Teresa: Quora’s answer to Dear Abby

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September 13, 2020 Internal

I Had Sex With a Woman For My Affair Partner

Ticking a box for his birthday.

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September 11, 2020 Internal

Programmed to Cheat: Musings of a Third Generation Adulteress

Did I inherit adultery?

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September 9, 2020 Internal

Dear Teresa, Adultery’s Dear Abby on Quora

Answering the questions you’re afraid to ask.

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September 4, 2020 Internal

15 Answers to 15 Adulterous Quora Questions

The advice Dear Abby would never give

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August 23, 2020 Internal

The Misery of Adulterous Love

The love that dare not speak its name

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August 17, 2020 Internal

I Never Needed Much Sex

But I needed some dammit!

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August 13, 2020 Internal

So, Your Affair Partner is Stupid

Find a new one or make sure they’re worth it.

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August 2, 2020 Internal

Don’t Let Your Affair Partner Blow Up Your Life

Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) might help

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August 1, 2020 Internal

Keep Your Critical Personal Information From Your Affair Partner

Don’t leave a trail of crumbs back to your life.

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July 3, 2020 Internal

Adultery Profile Picture Tips for Men

Your pictures are important — give her what she wants.

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July 3, 2020 Internal

Avoid Traditional Affair Partners

Don’t have an affair with anyone your spouse knows.

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July 3, 2020 Internal

Profile Tips for Adulterous Women

Weed out affair partners using your profile as a screening tool

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June 27, 2020 Internal

Handling Info Leaks Like a Pro

When signs of your affair get out.

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June 15, 2020 Internal

Adulterer’s Guilt

It’s not always fairy dust and sweat.

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June 12, 2020 Internal

The Magic of Hiding Adultery

11 Elements of deception

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June 9, 2020 Internal

A Cover Story Can Hide Cheating In Plain Sight

Adulterous Dating Advice

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May 25, 2020 Internal

Adultery & Losing My Second Virginity

My first naked playdate.

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May 24, 2020 Internal

First Contact With My Affair Partner

Screening potential affair partners.

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May 22, 2020 Internal

When I Knew It Was Time To Have An Affair

Everyone cheats for a reason.

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May 21, 2020 Internal

How to Cheat: 56 Acronyms and Jargon Every Cheater Should Know

But were afraid to ask.

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May 20, 2020 Internal

How to Cheat — 25 Ground Rules to Think About Before Jumping into Bed with an Affair Partner

If you want to keep your primary relationship.

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May 18, 2020 Internal

Avoiding Failure in Adultery

What was I getting into? I needed to figure it out. I'd mostly decided to have an affair, but something was holding me back. I'd been in a…

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May 18, 2020 Internal

How to Cheat — Field Notes from an Adulteress

A serialized look at what I've learned about cheating, from cheating.

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