I dropped my Ashley Madison User Guide prices for you! At $50 each, and $100 for three, I’m sure men weren’t willing to risk the money. What I know that they don’t is my guide’s work. They contain everything I learned working with dozens of clients. I’ve sent thousands of messages ...(More)
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Hello my friends, Thank you so much for being there for me! I just wanted to share a short note to let you know that I’m thinking of you this holiday season! It’s cold and snowy in Canada, but after meeting with my lover this week, the fire’s still burning ...(More)
I needed to get away In a sexless marriage, even fun things are tinged with sadness. The sun, surf, and sangria can only take you so far when you know that’s all you’ll get. I won’t have sex, and I knew that, but the cramped quarters rule out orgasms of ...(More)
I’ve been on Ashley Madison for over four years – first as a meek gal searching the unknown married dating space. Then, the second time to reprise a lady’s first time on the app about two years ago, and I still maintain that account. And now, as I write this, ...(More)
I have boobs. I love them. They are big and get all the stares when I wear the right top. I often wear the right top. They no longer stand to attention, but hang, ravaged by the passage of time, gravity’s pull, childbearing, and life. But with the help of ...(More)
Hi ya! You can check out my latest email broadcast here! What were they complaining about? I guess they were missing my Friday email!!! I love those guys! Teresa ...(More)
Men! You need to write original messages. Every. Single. Time! See that picture above? When she sees a bowl of cheese macaroni, she’ll know she’s not the first girl to get one from you. When she sees your message, she’ll know if it’s copy pasta, and she won’t like it. Why ...(More)
Is it wrong to amuse yourself? In many ways, it is, but when it comes to cheating I think it can be allowed. I’m not twice Rocky’s age, but I am old enough to be his mom, so if he wants to play with the big boys and girls, he’d ...(More)
What do you write to a lady who’s responded to your opening message but didn’t come back after your second? My first and best advice is to wait a few days. A client asked if I had some generic responses to go back with when a lady on Ashley Madison ...(More)
This weekend, a client asked me to check a lady out for him. He’d been chatting with her, and then it stopped — COLD. This was right after he mentioned the high school he’d gone to. He didn’t know what happened but thought the school was a little too close for ...(More)
Men often don’t know how to approach a woman on a married dating app. Because of that, they either drop a generic greeting like “Hi” or “Hello” or go straight to sex. Both are turn-offs but for different reasons. The generic greeting gives her nothing to respond to, which is ...(More)
To serve my clients in the best possible way, I read a lot of profiles on Ashley Madison (AM). Not to go, all Men are from Uranus, and Women are from Venus on you, but there are differences. If I were to divide men and women into two categories, I’d say ...(More)
Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash I’m not sure how many times I have to say this, but if you don’t read my profile before sending me a message, I’ll probably fuck you around for a bit before dumping you. Why? Because I can. And you’ll come back for more, thinking you’ll get ...(More)
Photo by Quino Al on Unsplash Clowns abound on Ashley Madison, and this is the story of one such clown. I read an article recently that said every woman online has a man talking to themselves in her inbox. I couldn’t help but smile because it’s so true. I can confirm! Recently, Syd ...(More)
Actually, there are no bots, just auto-messages Don’t get excited, this isn’t a real woman’s profile. It’s a fake. More below on that (Screencap: Author on AshleyMadison.com). It has been a while since I opened a boy account on Ashley Madison. I don’t know what it is, but I ...(More)
Words to live by from your Faery Godmother of Adultery There is nothing I love more than getting a nude from my lover — post-shower, a towel draped over his shoulder, cock semi-erect, with, thinking of you written under it. I can’t help smiling when I see him, but that only invites ...(More)
Standing apart from the crowd is the only way to be seen on a dating site I mention these three Ashley Madison profile tips to my clients early on. Clients? Yes, clients who pay me to review their profiles and draft their opening messages. Why do they pay me? After reviewing ...(More)
Affairs are like any other relationship when you know the person Photo by Zou Meng on Unsplash Affairs follow arcs like all relationships do. If you know the person already, you move towards your affair like you were feeling them out to date. It can be a little confusing, especially if you’re ...(More)
Boy oh boy! He really was the Best Man Photo by Mitchell Orr on Unsplash My Mother of the Groom duties, such as they were, had mainly come to an end as the dance got into full swing, and took Mark back to our suite and set him up. What a day, ...(More)
Coming down off of a high with your lover sucks Photo by Debora Cardenas on Unsplash Catching feelings for your affair partner is tough to avoid because you’re fighting brain chemistry. There are higher highs and lower lows when you’re in love and as the emotions crash over you there’s little you ...(More)
I didn’t choose this life, friends; it chose me I’d love to show you my video, but I’m not sure you’d like the angle or the camera work (GIFs: OSUGA.com) If you told me six months ago that anyone would think of me as a sexy social influencer a couple of ...(More)
Your girl’s here! I haven’t posted any new stuff, but for my latest on Medium you can access it from here on your desktop. It along the right below my twitterings.❤️ Your in Lust! Teresa ...(More)
Who’s a dirty Billy now? Well, that was unexpected. Choir boy Bill Gates wasn’t just stepping out to save the world, I guess, but what a perfect cover story – Bill — heading over to Africa with Jeff Epstein to fight malaria, don’t wait up, k? Melinda — kk have fun Jeffery Epstein & Billbert On the ...(More)
A cautionary tale for cheaters In 2003 Jeff Bezos was in a Texas helicopter crash that saw him, and others suffer minor injuries. The accident occurred on take-off when strong winds blew the helicopter into trees, causing the crash. Many people would be happy to walk away from a helicopter and never go ...(More)