Rev. Christopher Tugumehabwe, no doubt a humble servant of God, likely thought nothing of inviting his friend, Stanley Ntagali, the 65 year old (now former) 7th Archbishop of the Church of Uganda, to his daughter’s graduation.
After all, if you can’t trust a man of God, who can you trust?
Ok, that’s going a bit far, but surely Father Cuck thought having the boss over for a bit of a social wouldn’t hurt the career. What he probably wasn’t thinking about was what the court documents later revealed of that joyous encounter.
The details
The lawsuit filed on May 26th, 2021, against the retired Archbishop, Father Cuck charges his former boss for adultery and eloping with the missus, one Judith Tukamuhabwa.
It seems when he introduced his wife Judith to the Archbishop they exchanged phone numbers. Of course, a completely innocent act in many circumstances, but really, the boss hitting up the old lady for her digits? That’s a dude to keep your eye on.
It seems Father Cuck suspected things were amiss but trying to see the goodness in his wife’s many visits to the Archbishop, he ignored it — until he couldn’t.
Judith’s pregnancy was a little too much for Father Cuck to wish away.
Going through her phone like any jilted man would, Father Cuck found recordings of their love and intimacy. Overwhelming video evidence is how Father Cuck’s lawyer described it…
When he confronted Judith she admitted to the affair, packed up, and left the family home. I’m not sure what Father Cuck thought would happen, but I’ll give him points for getting to the bottom of it.
The lawsuit
Not one to leave sleeping horn-dogs lie, Father Cuck sued Archbishop Baby Daddy for 500 million Ugandan Shillings (USh) ($140K USD) in reparation, and 300 million USh ($84K USD) charges related to his ongoing divorce. He has also demanded a formal apology from Archbishop Baby Daddy, for the affair and encouraging Judith to divorce.
The feels
Claiming he suffers from unimaginable mental and emotional trauma, the affair has divided Father Cuck’s family and afflicted his dignity as well. He’s suffered stress, anxiety, and embarrassment along with lost privacy, job uncertainty, and the probability of the door being shut to promotion within the clergy.
I’m not sure if he’s peppering the gumbo here or not, but there’s some truth in what he’s saying. I’m sure if a 65 year old dude charmed your shawty away, you’d probably be embarrassed too.
The consequences
Of course Archbishop Baby Daddy didn’t get off, erm, the hook lightly. The 8th Archbishop of the Church of Uganda, the Most Rev. Stephen Samuel Kaziimba Mugalu suspended Archbishop Baby Daddy from performing priestly duties, preaching, or represent the church until further notice. Which in liturgical parlance means — cut off church cash.
The confession
“On Christmas Eve 1974 as a young man I gave my life to the Lord Jesus Christ, and I still love the Lord because he has loved me and I have loved to serve him over the years. Sadly, I fell into sin of adultery and I confessed to the Lord to forgive me and I want the church to forgive me. My brother bishops, all our partners, brothers and sister in the vineyard of the lord, the entire church of Uganda and all our partners all over the world and the family Rev Christopher his wife Judith, the two families please forgive me. And I want to remain closer to Jesus.”
For his part, Archbishop Baby Daddy, made a public confession before 36 Bishops at Namirembe Cathedral in April. He stated that just like other humans, under evil temptation he committed the sinful act of adultery.
Seriously though, does this man expect anyone to believe this was the first time he partook of the unholy sacrament? This church lady doesn’t.
Judith had a boy.
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