Hello and Welcome,
We are so pleased you chose our academy to advance your learning in the dark art of adultery. You won’t be disappointed.
MonalisaSmiled and I opened the Adultery Academy to help travellers explore adultery through a clear lens. Following a series of organized lessons, the topical articles included in each will guide your learning.
If you are successful, there will be a hotel room test at the end.
Or you stick with your marriage.
We won’t judge.
Why an Academy?
This is the resource I was looking for when I first decided to cheat. I didn’t fall into cheating, but chose it to end my suffering in a long-standing dead bedroom marriage.
We’ll take you through adultery one step at a time and hold your hand as we go. We’ll walk you through our course to give you the knowledge you need to step out.
Your choice.
Who are we?
MonalisaSmiled and I are both experienced serial adulteresses. You can read about our sexploits on our profiles. In a nutshell, we were trapped in dead bedrooms, tired of living without sex, not wanting divorce, or to blow up our lives, but desperately in need of feeling raw physical love again.
So we learned to cheat and cheat well.
You can too, IF you pay attention!
We’ve each written a book about adultery based on our sexperiences. Mine is a practical guide to cheating, more How-To than Do-Me, that’s been described as boring. And if you do adultery right, everything in your adulterous life will be boring but the sex. I self-published my book on Amazon.
Her book is a fantastic, yet to be published, memoir of her coming out — from her dead bedroom. I’ve read versions three times and it keeps getting better. She’s a great storyteller and a wonderful writer. I love her book, and you will too!
How did we meet?
On Reddit in r/adultery. Where over 100,000 adulterers share tips on a completely anonymous “sub” online.
MonalisaSmiled is a Reddit goddess of enviable proportions. I’m not, but I found r/adultery when the first draft of my book was done. I asked anyone if they wanted to have a read. Several did, a few offered good advice, and MonalisaSmiled offered the best. We chatted by email back and forth about my book, and then, eventually, she trusted me enough with hers and I fell in love with her honesty.
I got to know her through her story just as she’d learned mine. We also discovered we have a lot in common. We’re Catholic, sex-starved, have indifferent spouses, teenagers, and so many more. She calls me her adultery bestie, and she is mine. I followed her to Medium, and now that my Masters is done, I’m finally able to join her as an editor on her baby, The Scarlett Letter.
My go-to girl for editorial advice, MonalisaSmiled has pushed my writing in ways it’s never gone before, and I can’t thank her enough for that.
Eyes Wide Open
We know that cheating isn’t for everyone, so we won’t paint you a rosy picture and then hang it over the cracks. You’ll get a realistic view of the good, the bad, and the ugly. You’ll see the ups and downs and everything in between.
If you walk away because cheating isn’t for you, the Academy has done its job.
If you walk away with an affair partner, the Academy has done its job.
You’re the only one who can decide.
So, no matter how you got here, we’re your people, and we’ll help you.
Without further ado, Lesson One awaits —
MonalisaSmiled & Teresa J. Conway © 2020