Is This Really Happening?
Autopilot got me back to my room. I set everything out but still couldn’t believe what I was doing. Me! The good mommy volunteer with clubs and the PTA. I was going to get LAID.
I hadn’t had sex in a decade and not been with anyone other than hub in 25 years. Yet here I was laying out snacks for a man I was going to fuck in twenty minutes! I’d been wet all day and couldn’t concentrate; I still couldn’t. Thank god, no one at work noticed.
The One Right Now
You’ve met, and he’s who he was online. Remember, you’re not picking a life partner, so they don’t have to be The One; they just have to be The One who fits inside your fuckability parameters.
And you didn’t fuck him in the parking lot after your first meet like you wanted to, because:
- it was daytime,
- you were parked by the restaurant’s front door,
- and there were a ton of people around.
The Sex Meet
You’ve set the date, you’re nervous AF, and it’s all you can think about.
As your adulterous life goes on, you’ll still get excited by first sex dates — but they will never be as “off the hook” exciting as the first one.
Second Virginity
I don’t remember what we talked about, other than his shellfish allergy. For god sakes, this was a playdate; I scolded myself. I was a soccer mom! Why didn’t I ask about allergies?
He was fingering me two minutes after the shrimp was in the fridge. I was naked not long after that. He laid me back on the couch; still fully dressed, he knelt down and devoured me.
Losing your second virginity is what cheaters call busting your adultery cherry. For me, it was one of the hottest experiences of my life.
Because the forbidden fruit is always the sweetest.
The Catch
As exciting as it sounds, there’s a catch. There’s always a catch.
It’s a playdate? Yes, it’s a playdate.
As an adult, you realize you need a plan and take steps to have a good time. Whether it’s a playdate with a new kid or arranging a dinner out, there are things you have to do or plan.
Cheating is no different than any other playdate, and just like allergies, there are a shit ton of things you need to think about, but they are mostly related to how the sex will go down, for your own safety.
Not only physical safety but also your mental wellbeing and emotional security too.
While cheating is an immoral act, that doesn’t mean you have to abandon your moral integrity. There are still rules you need to establish, from the mundane to the critical.
- If the hotel he wants to go to is next door to your mother-in-law’s place, you have to tell him you won’t go there.
- Or, that you’re not a backdoor girl. You have to put it out there up front, so he knows there’s no consent, or implied consent, before your magnificent ass is at cock level and splayed out before him — and he gets an idea.
That’s not the time for that convo unless you make it the time because you didn’t say something.
Things to Think About Before Your Sex Playdate!
The best way to prevent these sorts of things is to consider them in advance, so here some ideas to get you going:
Some will apply to your AP, some to both of you, and some to neither.
The last thing you want to have happen is diabetic shock ruining your fun.
The bullets above are covered in detail here —
Here’s how my very first sex date went,
Here’s one of Monalisa’s dates to whet your lusty appetites,
Back to Lesson Six — The First Meet.
To Lesson Eight — Create No Suspicion.
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