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When clients come to me, it’s because they want to have an affair. They have typically begun their search but aren’t having much luck. Their stories always remind me of Dicken’s Tale of Two Cities and the turmoil it evokes.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of lust, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of disbelief, it was the epoch of self-doubt, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, they had everything before them, they had nothing before them, they were all going direct to Hell, they weren’t all going direct the other way — in short, the period was so far like the present uncertainty, that some of its quietest adulterers insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
- Teresa Dickens, A Tale of Two Clients

If Charles Dickens wrote about adultery, it would be at once gritty and uplifting. But he didn’t. Though I’m not writing much these days, I write about adultery and its facets. Lately, I’ve sacrificed my writing in favor of helping clients find friends for their amusement.

In some cases, the search can be hard. Hard mentally and emotionally, and the toll on the searcher can be significant. And I suffer along with them as we search.

If you pay for access to me beyond me editing or rewriting your profile, what you get is a chat buddy who’ll be there through thick and thin. I watch your account in real-time and advise you as you go over chat. You can send me screencaps if you go off-site, and I’ll help with your next move.

I'm right there with you in the cat-and-mouse game of finding a lover. I’m the second cat.

How am I doing? See for yourself

I received this from a client the other day (text is below).

An email from a client (Screencap: Author from email)

Of course, I could have just written it myself in an elaborate ruse to inflate my own balloon…but there’re too many lies in my life to be bothered with something like that. This made me so happy, and I was actually taken aback, which is a rarity for your girl. For those listening in, or reading on the small screen, here’s what it said —

Teresa,
Mission accomplished! Thank you so much, you’re an impressive person. Writing yes, but I’d swear you’ve got a psychology degree with your insight into human behavior. I appreciate you calling me out on my personal defects, I’m finally starting to see how my fears affect almost every relationship in my life.
This was a roller coaster of emotions, my self-worth got dangerously low at times. Not saying I’m cured, but knowing I can do this has given me something. Does that make sense? This could all go south and life could blow up, but I feel I’m going to be ok regardless.
I was reluctant to pay for dating advice, like “what kind of loser does that?” It was out of desperation, I’ll admit. It was the best money I’ve spent, you were well worth it. I’ve finally got a clear understanding that men and women are truly different, and I have more patience with my wife now. What I’m saying is you’ve helped me with more than just finding a side chick, I am grateful for what you’ve done for me.
Sincerely
Another Satisfied Client

Isn’t that lovely? I thought so, which is why I wanted to share it. We had some difficult chats along the way as I helped him deal with his fear — a fear of being rejected and the anxiety associated with that.

Several clients have had these issues resulting from their fear of being ghosted. Long waits for replies tend to bring it out. I tested one client to see how long he could wait for my reply. I was going for 24 hours, but he only lasted 18 before asking me where I was. And that client was a sweet, successful businessman who prided himself on being a gentleman, but when tested, the stress of uncertainty was difficult for him.

As my client says, this irrational fear of abandonment is almost too much for them. We worked together to quell that fear by looking through the rearview mirror at how the wave of anxiety swelled up so he could recognize the feelings the next time. I also advised him to speak to his new friend about them to take the power out of those emotions. Living with them on your own is when the self-sabotaging starts.

MonalisaSmiled has recently written about it here —

The other client

I will call him Dave. Dave was looking to return to the affair world after a hiatus and sought me out before he opened his Ashley Madison account. That was an unusual step, as most clients try and struggle on their own before coming to me. Dave’s pictures showed a handsome man in his forties who looked good playing his sport, dressed up, and he took a nice selfie. Here are some stats:

  • 15 March 2023 — first contact.
  • 25 April 2023 — purchased my Tier 1 package.
  • 2 May 2023 — Profile went live.
  • 12 May 2023 — First sex date.
  • 140 credits spent — just under the cost of 10 priority messages.
  • 14 messages exchanged — including one each from Maddierose and me. He had paid for member-initiated contact, so he didn’t pay more for ladies who messaged him.
  • Six active conversations — He ended four of them very kindly. No ghosting, which was nice.
  • Three contacted him first — not including Maddierose and me.
  • One successful sex date — at the time of writing. She contacted him.
  • One planned meet/sex date — for next week.

In chatting with him in March and then late-April, I wondered why he thought he needed my help. I also wondered as we worked together because it went so well.

Here’s some of our exhange (text to follow) —

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And for those listening at home —

Dave, [May 4] — Thank you!! It all down to you though and your profile and message generator

Teresa J Conway, [May 4] — A pretty face helps😂

Dave, [May 4] — I thought I did ok before once they looked at my profile and we chatted but you take it to the next level! Thank you.

Dave, [May 9] — I’m almost done Teresa. I don’t want to chat to anymore. I might message one from last week. I have two very strong potentials and surely one will come off!

Teresa J Conway, [May 9] — Ok, then maybe hide your profile. Once you send that last one.

Dave, [May 9] — Yes I was going to ask you about that. Ok I’ll do that and wait for the last two to play out. Not counting my chickens too early but it has been a massive success and all thanks to you

Teresa J Conway, [May 9] — It has been a bit of a whirlwind. I wish they all went this well. This has been the easiest for me so far. I did have [redacted], an Ivy League Div 1 football player. He did alright too. But not this quickly. 
You gave me a lot to work with.

Dave, [May] — Oh wow! Well it has been a pleasure working with you. Very professional and you know your stuff. If want any testimonials let me know. Happy to provide.

Teresa J Conway, [May 9] — We’ll hold off on the testimonials for now.

I told him I’d write about him, and here it is! Maddierose and I loved working with him, and we both saw why he’d be popular with the ladies. I showed his picture to a girlfriend, and she asked me to pass on her number, lol. We were drinking. I also may have threatened to send him nudes but refrained.

He really is a gorgeous man.

Takeaway

What’s the secret to my success? I don’t tell clients what they want to hear. I tell them what they need to hear.

My clients sometimes are upset by the things I tell them. Why do I do that? If they are fucking up a chat or contact with a lady, they are wasting both our time. They don’t pay me to not find them someone, and I refuse to let them get in the way of that.

I’m not unkind about it, but what’s the point of having me find someone only to poop their pants in front of her?

If they give me push-back, I remind them they didn’t pay me enough to agree. When it comes to needs and wants, I focus on needs. I focus on what they must do to entice a lady, not what they want to do. Why?

They hired me because they want to have an affair.


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