In my quest to fulfill a few of my fuck-it list fantasies, I opened a female-seeking-female account on Ashley Madison. I’ve been with a woman before, but that was in the context of a foursome. Though I’ve never been with a woman on my own, what it means is I’m not going to get cold feet or be afraid of touching her pussy.
What it doesn’t mean is I know what I’m doing, or sure I can get into the mood with a woman.
I wasn’t attracted to the girl I went down on, so that didn’t help.
When I was with the other girl, that was for my boyfriend. She had an ok face, but her breasts were saggy and not like her profile pictures at all. She did a good job on my pussy both times we met, but I wasn’t really taken with hers.
She didn’t taste as good as I’d hoped, could have used a bit of trim, and although I had nothing to compare her with, my boyfriend said she didn’t taste good. He assured me that I taste good, but was he just saying that? I don’t know, but from the amount of time he spends down there, he’s either a good actor or telling the truth.
What I want
I’m looking for a one-on-one experience with a middle-aged married gal looking to experiment.
I’ve been watching girl-on-girl Porn Hub clips for years and I’ve found I’m attracted to the women who resemble me — nice curves, full breasts, long hair, thin labia, and trimmed pubic hair. Though I’m sure I could manage with the right girl if she had a pretty face.
Will it make a difference? I think it will because in the same way I won’t have sex with just any guy, I’m not likely to have sex with just any girl again. I’ll need more than the physical attraction to make it work. I’ve tried talking to stupid men and it never goes anywhere, so I expect it’s the same with the women.
And she should be around my height so we fit together in a 69 if we get that far, because of all the things I see women do, 69 really lights my fire.
What’s the search been like?
I opened my account and wrote–
- Greeting — Not sure but here
- Profile — Married professional woman exploring the idea of having an affair with a married woman. Not looking to decamp, but to explore something I’ve been thinking about.
I got my bf to take some pics and put those up. I’ve got some on my other AM profile but I don’t think they’d appeal to women the same way.
And the response?
So far, there’s been nothing but crickets. Not one lady has checked me out!
When I made my girl-seeks-boy account last year it blew up in minutes. I’d hardly finished when the men started messaging, and it never stopped. I turned email notifications off because my inbox was flooded.
Here, no one’s even looked at me even with my fresh meat “new” sign up!
What I was surprised to learn on Ashley Madison
The most surprising difference between men’s and women’s accounts is that women looking for other women have to pay to message, just like the boys do. It’s not really a big deal, but credits are expensive and there are only a limited number of women within 150 miles, so I’d have a lot left over if I started a convo with the right girl — even if I bought the smallest package on offer.
The tentative plan
I think I’ll find someone in another city. That way it will be easier to break it off if I’m not into it and she is.
It will be easy enough to tell hub I’m going for a girl’s weekend to get away, so that’s not an issue.
Wouldn’t that be fun? If I went for two days of doing girly stuff with someone sexy and new and then nights filled with lust?
Truth be told though, I haven’t put much effort into finding a woman yet. I was waiting for the weather to get better, but not that I’ve completed my first conquest — popping a baby adulterer’s cheating cherry — I might refocus my efforts on this!
This one is going to be a little different though because I think we’d need to be friends as well for me to be comfortable. I don’t know why, but I think it would be nice to have a lady FWB I could do stuff with.
I’m not sure how I’m going to approach writing about it yet, because if we do become friends, maybe I’ll just keep it to myself.
This was the first time I slept with a woman —
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