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On the first day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
A wand on my pussy

On the second day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
Two butt plugs
and awand on my pussy

On the third day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
Three nipple clips
Two butt plugs
and a wand on my pussy

On the fourth day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
Four glory holes
Three nipple clips
Two butt plugs
and a wand on my pussy

On the fifth day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
Five cock rings (five cock rings)
Four glory holes
Three nipple clips
Two butt plugs
and a wand on my pussy

On the sixth day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
Six BBWs a playing
Five cock rings (five cock rings)
Four glory holes
Three nipple clips
Two butt plugs
and a wand on my pussy

On the seventh day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
Seven flakes a flaking
Six BBWs a playing
Five cock rings (five cock rings)
Four glory holes
Three nipple clips
Two butt plugs
and a wand on my pussy

On the eighth day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
Eight FWBs a fucking
Seven flakes a flaking
Six BBWs a playing
Five cock rings (five cock rings)
Four glory holes
Three nipple clips
Two butt plugs
and a wand on my pussy

On the ninth day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
Nine MILFs cuffing
Eight FWBs a fucking
Seven flakes a flaking
Six BBWs a playing
Five cock rings (five cock rings)
Four glory holes
Three nipple clips
Two butt plugs
and a wand on my pussy

On the tenth day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
Ten dicks a limping
Nine MILFs cuffing
Eight FWBs a fucking
Seven flakes a flaking
Six BBWs a playing
Five cock rings (five cock rings)
Four glory holes
Three nipple clips
Two butt plugs
and a wand on my pussy

On the 11th day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
Eleven creepers creeping
Ten dicks a limping
Nine MILFs cuffing
Eight FWBs a fucking
Seven flakes a flaking
Six BBWs a playing
Five cock rings (five cock rings)
Four glory holes
Three nipple clips
Two butt plugs
and a wand on my pussy

On the 12th day of Christmas
Ashley Madison sent to me
Twelve cheaters cheating
Eleven creepers creeping
Ten dicks a limping
Nine MILFs cuffing
Eight FWBs a fucking
Seven flakes a flaking
Six BBWs a playing
Five cock rings (five cock rings)
Four glory holes
Three nipple clips
Two butt plugs
and a wand on my pussy

A wand on my pussy!


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