The following is part product review, part testimonial from my lover about his new (first ever) sex toy — a blowjob machine. Blowjobs used to be my department, but I guess there is room in the market for another mouth as long as it’s not connected to a person.
I’m not sure, but this purchase probably has something to do the with Oculus Quest 2 he bought himself for Christmas. If he keeps this up he might not need me anymore, but I’m sure I do a better job.
Everything below here is from my love…
And now a word from our sponsor
If you’re tired of the same-old, then the Autoblow A.I. Blowjob can help! If you are a male over 18, there’s a good chance that you masturbate at least once a day. The Autoblow A.I. Blowjob Machine is an auto-stroker designed to relieve those looking for something different. This auto-stroker gives a blowjob feeling by surrounding your cock in a heavy silicone sleeve that moves back and forth over you. The sleeve is inserted through a cuff connected to the mechanism.
Using the stroker’s settings lets users massage their cock at their own pace with ease. Allowing the machine to do the work for you relaxes the muscles in your hand, arm, and upper back so you can focus on the action. By removing your hand from your cock, a second tactile input to your brain is gone that adds realism to the auto-stroker’s cock sucking magic.
The best part? You can use it while sitting down or reclining and watching your favorite videos!
This stroker is designed to provide a soothing experience through its ten massage tempos giving you maximum control over your blowjob throughout your session. Additionally, the Autoblow A.I. Blowjob has ten speeds that allow you to set the pace and adjust the intensity throughout.
Although there are ten settings, only one that is variable. According to the website, AI was used to analyze porn star cock sucking techniques, which were then incorporated into the machine. In the variable setting, the machine delivers a unique blowjob every time based on the machine learning that went into programming it!
The stroker has a quick pause button to stop the machine before you blow if you’re looking for edging control. Simply press pause until the pre-orgasm feeling passes, and then get right back at it! This feature will help you not only prolong your self-care session but increase your stamina over time.
Standard benefits:
- It massages your cock with the push of a button.
- You get automatic stress relief as your new friend goes to work.
Emotional benefits:
- Capture that sense of wellbeing after a long day at work while investing minimal effort into getting yourself off.
- Use it before work and enjoy that post-orgasmic glow all day.
If you want to sit back and relax while enjoying a blowjob you control, then this stroker is the one for you!
Pros
- Only stroker on the market that uses a full silicone sleeve.
- You don’t have to miss your lover’s mouth on your cock.
- With ten stroke tempos and ten speeds, there are 100 different blowjob combinations to choose from!
- You can edge all day long as long as you don’t run out of lube.
- It comes with a mouth-shaped sleeve, but you can also get pussy or anus shaped openings with replacement sleeves.
Cons
- It is a little pricy retailing at $350 USD ($450 CAD) Although I got mine on sale for about $275 CAD with a discount code from the retailer, so around $200 USD.
- You need to use a water-based gel, and that mixed with your cum makes cleaning up necessary. It takes a bit of work as you have to remove and drain the sleeve after use, wash it with soap and water, and then dry it inside, which can be tricky
- It makes noise and is a plug-in-only device, so additional privacy and proximity to an outlet are required.
Overall, I’d say it’s worth it. I’ve used it a half dozen times, but only once where I got to run it through its paces. So far I’m happy with it.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming
Overall, he’s still working with it to see how and when he can best use it. I haven’t seen it in action yet because, as he said, he prefers the real thing (you’d better, mister!). Working from home gives him plenty of time to test it out, so he’s taking his time.
You never really think about men’s toys beyond flesh-lights and sex dolls, but I believe the market for them is growing. One of the challenges men face (cry me a river) is the clean-up. To give him the mouth or pussy sensation, his toy needs to envelop his cock, and if he cums in there, it’s going to be messy. If he’s a pig, as some men can be, then there’s the potential of the toy turning into a smelly mess.
So they are unlike sex toys for women. The toys themselves are likely one of the very few advantages of being a pussy owner — our toys are easy to wipe down and pussies clean themselves!
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And here’s that third party link to the Autoblow A.I. Blowjob Machine, incase you want to learn more!
Here’s my sex toy review —
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