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DEAR TERESA: Is it alright for your husband to secretly record you?

DEAR BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: You would need to check the law in your jurisdiction to see if the sort of recording you are thinking about is legal. Also, no, it is not alright.

I’ve made movies with my lover and I have to say, being recorded while he fucks me turns me on so, so much.

DEAR TERESA: What Catholic prayers can be said to pray for a cheating spouse?

DEAR FAITHFUL: How about a couple Hail Mary’s? Perhaps you could also actually do something to remind the cheating spouse why they went with you. Clean a toilet, make supper, or let them put their feet up. Prayer’s fine, but chipping goes a lot further.

Not getting help around the house factors into why some women cheat.

DEAR TERESA: From the cheater’s perspective, what was your life like during the affair? Did you look forward to going to work to be with them? Did you have any remorse toward your spouse? Was the AP on your mind at all times?

DEAR PERSPECTIVE: I met my lover online, and they are almost always on my mind after nearly three years. I feel guilty sometimes, but it’s not that bad or frequent.

My spouse usually says or does something on a regular basis to remind me why I have a lover.

DEAR TERESA: I’ve been with my partner for 4 years now. Over this time, he has constantly accused me of cheating when I never have but he has. We are both turning 20 this year, any advice?

DEAR TOO YOUNG FOR HIS SHIT: Dump him. You are too young to be putting up with this type of childish behavior from anyone.

In many cases, the partner accusing the other of cheating, is cheating.

DEAR TERESA: My dad cheated on my mum several years ago, my mum knows but they are unaware I know. What should I do?

DEAR MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS: Nothing. What they do in their relationship is their business, not yours. Whatever happens or whatever was done doesn’t change their relationship with you.

What teen or adult children need to know is the relationship parents have with each other is neither their responsibility nor concern.

DEAR TERESA: Is saying “I love you” to someone else considered cheating?

DEAR LOVE BIRD: It would be considered an emotional affair, so some would say it was. I’m not too fussed by emotional things tho and draw the line at the physical stuff. Personally, I’d say no.

The obvious challenge here is not fucking someone you’re in love with. So while they are words, those words are like putting dish soap on your slip-in-slide pointing downhill toward Bang Town.

DEAR TERESA: I’m on my wife’s account right now. (she thinks I don’t know about this site) …I love all these questions …I keep finding out she’s cheating and thinking about other people …more and more each day…what should I do?

DEAR PIECE OF SHIT: Grow up and stop invading her privacy. Did you ever think your wife is cheating because of you? If you think she’s cheating ask her.

This man sounds like a real charmer, so it’s anyone’s guess why she’s thinking about other men.

DEAR TERESA: My wife gave me a “free pass” to cheat. I did, but now she wants one but I don’t want her to. What do I do?

DEAR NO TAKE BACKS: You give her a free pass. If you don’t want to know about it, ask her keep it on the down-low. Alternately, you could go with her and experience a threesome with her.

This gal is smart! What better way to get some strange cock than let hub go first? If this guy didn’t see it coming, that’s on him. As for her? She’s my kind of lady!

DEAR TERESA: Why can’t I tell my husband I’m still having an affair?

DEAR SAY NOTHING: Because he could murder you. Nothing good will come of you telling him.

That might sound dramatic, but most women around the world live with the most dangerous man they will ever meet.

DEAR TERESA: My girlfriend has Facebook. I too have one. She doesn’t want to be friends on Facebook. Sent her many friend requests. She ignores. Once told me, she’s not comfortable being Facebook friends with me. What should I do?

DEAR NO CHILL BF: Respect her wishes and stop sending her friend requests. Why? It will show her you listen to her, are mature enough to respect her boundaries, and confident enough to be her boyfriend without being connected on social media. That’s what you should do.

Sure, it’d be nice to be on her socials, but really, if she’s sucking your cock and giving you her pussy, shouldn’t that be enough? If you want to be the chill BF, you’d roll with it to show her she can have her own spaces.

DEAR TERESA: How do I get my boyfriend to tell me the truth as to why he made a secret Facebook account? Is it possible that he is cheating?

DEAR IS HE OR ISN’T HE: Yes it is. But it could also be that he want to participate in online activities without bring attention to himself, or bugging his friends with notifications. This is sometimes for things like expressing political or social views people may find offensive — this can be going both ways, so don’t think the worst. I made a Facebook account and followed all the news agencies I like so I could stay up to date. What’s troubling is he didn’t say that, so I except you could guess the worse.

A second account isn’t such a big deal, but not admitting to is brings more questions. Make one and come up with a good reason for it that doesn’t look like you’re in the hunt.

DEAR TERESA: Why are women so jealous when in the end he only used you! You thought he loved you but he didn’t he choose who he loved by asking me to be his wife. Now we are getting married time to move on. I’m sorry you got hurt?

DEAR THE ONE WHO DIDN’T GET AWAY: Sounds like she’s the lucky one in this fairy-tale, hun.

I’m not sure you can call it winning when your skin-hound of a fiancé was making you work for it in competition with another girl.

DEAR TERESA: Why does my husband keep emails from his ex-mistress?

DEAR MRS. DIRTBAG: They are souvenirs he can’t bear to part with. I tell cheaters to get rid of everything and keep nothing to conceal the affair. That he hasn’t suggests a part of him is still back there. Have you asked him why? You should.

Keep nothing you can’t explain. Delete emails, text convos, pictures — everything. Keep nothing that would give you away.

DEAR TERESA: I was once masturbating while being in a relationship in the toilet, I was about to finish and checked my Snapchat and it was a snap from a random girl that sent her ass — I finished but thought of my gf to climax — is it cheating? Please help.

DEAR ONAN: No, it is not cheating to look a picture of someone else’s ass while you knock one out in the bathroom.

I can’t say I approve of the venue and the phone use, but I assume before that ass showed up he was looking at something other than the news…

DEAR TERESA: My wife wants to sleep with a friend and says she will divorce me if I don’t let her. What should I do?

DEAR LET HER: Ask if you can join in or watch. If you do it together it will be an extension of what you have, and not separate from it.

When my lover and I were in group situations, I felt being together made it like something we were sharing, and some of my sexiest memories came from those times.