Photo by Quino Al on Unsplash Clowns abound on Ashley Madison, and this is the story of one such clown. I read an article recently that said every woman online has a man talking to themselves in her inbox. I couldn’t help but smile because it’s so true. I can confirm! Recently, Syd ...(More)
Author: Teresa J Conway
→Author of How to Cheat: Field Notes from an Adulteress, several short stories, I'm active on Medium @teresajconway where I sometimes share my blog posts.
Actually, there are no bots, just auto-messages Don’t get excited, this isn’t a real woman’s profile. It’s a fake. More below on that (Screencap: Author on AshleyMadison.com). It has been a while since I opened a boy account on Ashley Madison. I don’t know what it is, but I ...(More)
Nothing makes me happier than reading success stories from my clients. Some men don’t know where to start with their dating profiles before seeking my help. I get them moving with my Ashley Madison profile review and editing service. What do I do? When a client buys a profile ...(More)
Words to live by from your Faery Godmother of Adultery There is nothing I love more than getting a nude from my lover — post-shower, a towel draped over his shoulder, cock semi-erect, with, thinking of you written under it. I can’t help smiling when I see him, but that only invites ...(More)
Standing apart from the crowd is the only way to be seen on a dating site I mention these three Ashley Madison profile tips to my clients early on. Clients? Yes, clients who pay me to review their profiles and draft their opening messages. Why do they pay me? After reviewing ...(More)
How an affair can save you from an unfulfilling life Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash For some women, cheating is a precursor to leaving their primary relationship. It’s not so much that they’re testing the waters of divorce, but it’s more a manifestation of their dissatisfaction at home. And not ...(More)
Is getting sex inside and outside your marriage such a bad thing? Follow along as I unpack it! ...(More)
Affairs are like any other relationship when you know the person Photo by Zou Meng on Unsplash Affairs follow arcs like all relationships do. If you know the person already, you move towards your affair like you were feeling them out to date. It can be a little confusing, especially if you’re ...(More)
Are you starting out on AM, or are you stuck? Either way, I can help! I’ve been working with men find women on Ashley Madison for nearly two years, and in that time, I’ve developed some unique skills that help men overcome some of the challenges they face getting started. ...(More)
Does it get any sweeter? Number #1 — Messing with the wrong evil genius I thought about covering the N word, but I realized it’s not my place to censor another’s woman’s language-and certainly not this Goddess’! And yes, I think it’s ok that a woman of color uses the N word and I ...(More)
FYI — Wedding vows are two-way streets I’m a married incel, but I don’t blame anyone named Chad like some pimply loser hidden away in some shitty corner of the internet. But I know how he feels. The definition of a sexless marriage is one where people have sex ten times a year ...(More)
Hi Ya Darlings! I’ve recently rebranded my website to better reflect the service I provide adulterers. As the Adultery Faery makes it clear that I’ll visit upon you everything you’ll need to know about how to cheat without getting caught. In the past, I treated this as a general space but I’ve ...(More)
Boy oh boy! He really was the Best Man Photo by Mitchell Orr on Unsplash My Mother of the Groom duties, such as they were, had mainly come to an end as the dance got into full swing, and took Mark back to our suite and set him up. What a day, ...(More)
Grow a pair and do the right thing Photo by Jairo Alzate on Unsplash I came across this post as I was scrolling Reddit’s r/adultery, and by the time I was finished reading it, I was furious! This lady met her first potential affair partner (pAP) for a coffee date after several ...(More)
Coming down off of a high with your lover sucks Photo by Debora Cardenas on Unsplash Catching feelings for your affair partner is tough to avoid because you’re fighting brain chemistry. There are higher highs and lower lows when you’re in love and as the emotions crash over you there’s little you ...(More)
I didn’t choose this life, friends; it chose me I’d love to show you my video, but I’m not sure you’d like the angle or the camera work (GIFs: OSUGA.com) If you told me six months ago that anyone would think of me as a sexy social influencer a couple of ...(More)
Your girl’s here! I haven’t posted any new stuff, but for my latest on Medium you can access it from here on your desktop. It along the right below my twitterings.❤️ Your in Lust! Teresa ...(More)
Who’s a dirty Billy now? Well, that was unexpected. Choir boy Bill Gates wasn’t just stepping out to save the world, I guess, but what a perfect cover story – Bill — heading over to Africa with Jeff Epstein to fight malaria, don’t wait up, k? Melinda — kk have fun Jeffery Epstein & Billbert On the ...(More)
A cautionary tale for cheaters In 2003 Jeff Bezos was in a Texas helicopter crash that saw him, and others suffer minor injuries. The accident occurred on take-off when strong winds blew the helicopter into trees, causing the crash. Many people would be happy to walk away from a helicopter and never go ...(More)
But a question first — why aren’t you writing about sex? In 2018 I decided to see if writing for money was a thing I could do. I write at work, but most of that is technical, bureaucratic, and boring. I’ve been complimented on it, though, so I always wondered if I could. ...(More)
…Should she keep doing it? A happy wife, happy life question on Quora! Out of 17 respondents to my question: If a Wife is Happier at Home Because She is Having an Affair, Should She Keep Doing It? Here’s how they broke down: 15 men / 2 women 7 said yes and ...(More)
But he’s finally getting some swings in Since Charles’ profile tune-up, he’s been getting traction from the ladies. One messaged him and told him his profile was funny, and other women responded to his priority messages. A few weeks ago, Charles decided to focus on a couple of profiles a week, ...(More)
The products and services I offer! Writing Coach Service — $124.99 What do you get? A minimum of three passes over your story. Each pass includes assistance with story structure, on-the-page revisions, and technical editing using Grammarly Pro and ProWriting Aid. The side benefit is that I’ll teach you as we go so ...(More)
Just a short note to let you know I’ve taken a few days off posting for personal reasons – nothing bad mind you – just needed a little break following eye surgery. I’ll be back at it this weekend!! ❤️ ...(More)
Having an affair was never my dream as a little girl but shit happens When I saw this, this morning on AM’s Facebook page, and through blurry sleep-filled eyes, I thought, hey, that seems familiar! And it was! AM ran part of my quote from the text I sent them. Of course, ...(More)