Any woman who’s dated in the age of text knows this story
You know the ones. The pathetic texts that come in the middle of the night from guys who dropped off the face of the earth. Usually back to sniff around for a piece after getting dumped or some shit.
If you’re not giving it up, the convo’s follow the same pattern and end the same way. As if they really think a booty call is coming after they went no contact four years ago.
1:31 AM, EST, Sunday, November 8th, 2020
(212) 832–2601 — hey baby what u doin?
Stormy — who dis?
(212) 832–2601 — new number, its Don
Stormy — Don?
Don — yeah, Don, you know, The Donald
Stormy — Don? really? It’s been a while, what do you want?
Don — you know, looks like I’m in between things right now, and I was just thinking about us
Stormy — US?
Don — no, not US, lol, I never think about the US.
Don — I was thinking about you and me
Stormy — there was no us don
Don — i know, but there could have been
Stormy — we had an affair when your wife was pregnant so what was there going to be?
Don — I don’t know, maybe we just got off to a bad start
Stormy — you mean when I spanked your ass with a magazine that had your face on the cover?
Stormy — or when you compared me to your daughter?
Don — LOL, you remember that?
Stormy — um, yeah, it was in my book
Stormy — I compared your cock to a toad.
Don — you wrote a book? Was I in it?
Stormy — yes Don, you were in it
Don — Didnt see it. I’ve been busy. Did it do good?
Stormy — yes.
Stormy — WTF do you want Don
Don — I just wanted to say hey, that’s all. See what your doing. I miss you
Stormy — you miss me? You paid me $130,000 to stay away from you
Don — oh that. That was just business, nothign personnel. U know that right?
Stormy — I owe you $300,000 in legal fees from 2018
Don — I don’t want to talk about that. I want to talk about us
Stormy — Sweetie, you still haven’t paid me the $40,100 in legal fees from last august
Dom — I’ll take care of that. Sorry. I miss u
Stormy — you do?
Don — yeah, and that thing you do
Stormy — you know, we shouldn’t b talking right?
Don — I miss u
Stormy — your drunk arnt you?
Don — i had a few, it’s been a shitty week
Stormy — I’ll say, where are you now
Don — home
Stormy — wheres wifey?
Don — nyc
Stormy — everythink ok
Don — I guess
Stormy — so you thought you’d text me?
Don — idunno, I guess so
Stormy — how did I get so lucky
Don — i miss you, thats all
Stormy — you just want to get in my pants again
Don — NO…well, lol what do you think?
Stormy — I think you’re an asshole
Don — can you come to florida for a couple days
Stormy — you’re an idiot, you know that?
Don — just need some cheering up
Stormy — you almost destroyed the country
Don — I could destroy you’re pussy
Stormy — how, by laying on your back and doing nothing like you always did?
Stormy — I destroyed my own pussy you lazy fuck
Don — lol. Don’t be like that you always came back for more
Stormy — you weren’t orange then
Don — orange is the new black
Stormy — is that a joke?
Don — I guess not lol
Stormy — I gotta go don good chat.
Don — don’t go
Don — you still there?
Don — where’d u go
Don — hellooooo
Don — hey
Don — hi?
Don — fucking bitch
Don — skanky slut who would fuck you whore?
Don — I’m sorry baby, you know how I get
Don — ok, I get it , soory
Don — fuck you bitch I’m keeping the $40K so fuck you
- This text conversation is a work of fiction and if it bares any resemblance to actual or future events, that is entirely coincidental.
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Exported from Medium on April 8, 2021.
2 comments On Stormy Daniels’ Text From the Guy Who Ghosted Her Four Years Ago
Clever little piece.
Thank you! Sorry for the delay in responding, but I couldn’t figure it out from my phone lol. Like Stormy, I think most of us are glad he’s gone. My morning news has thankfully changed for the better too! Teresa